Humor Case of the Pregnant Lady

[budliteguy]

Case of the Pregnant Lady
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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
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> opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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> The case came up in court and the judge asked the man (about 20
years
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> old) what he had to say for himself.
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> The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady
got
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> on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
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> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment
will
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> reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
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> Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's
Big
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> Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
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> But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
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> that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I
just
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> lost it.'
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> 'The case was dismissed!!' Now keep that smile on your face and
pass it on to someone else!!
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[TedH]

[Ysabel Kid]