OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
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OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
A DEA agent, together with an ATF and and FBI agent as part of a task force shows up at a ranch in western Kansas. The agents tell the rancher, 'We need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The agent proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... 'Your badges! Show him your badges!'
Pig Chased By Bull
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The agent proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... 'Your badges! Show him your badges!'
Pig Chased By Bull
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Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
Growing up in Western Kansas, I learned early than a bull doesn't respect anything unless it has proven itself tougher.
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
Too bad that is so close to true. We had one who wanted to hide in a Church closet one time in case a wanted relative came to the funeral.
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Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
Now THAT was funny! They must now be congressmen.
Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
I used to have a bull that started havin' those tendancies.
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Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
Did he become dinner?20cows wrote:I used to have a bull that started havin' those tendancies.
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Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
We need to send that bull through DC
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Re: OT - Humor - The POWER of the Fed. Gov't!
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.