When you're from the country

colo native · Post by **colo native** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:14 am

When you're from the country you look at things a little different...

A rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the rancher asked.

"No,sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well," said the rancher, "is yer Mom here?"

"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."

RKrodle · Post by **RKrodle** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:23 am

LOL

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:55 am

rjohns94 · Post by **rjohns94** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:26 am

got me on that one.

O.S.O.K. · Post by **O.S.O.K.** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:21 am

That's a good one.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:00 am

Might depend on how the daughter looks!

Jaguarundi · Post by **Jaguarundi** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:04 am

!

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:04 pm

Keyboard alert....

iceman · Post by **iceman** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:17 pm

POINT IS?

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:19 pm

Looks like ole Howie has some explaining to do.

--------Sixgun

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:18 pm

Sounds like a purty sharp kid.

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:23 pm

Birdman wrote:Sounds like a purty sharp kid.

He's probably wondering how much his cut will be in a couple of years...

That or hoping he won't GET "cut"...

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