Semper Fi!
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq ..
The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.
Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'
Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
'Kick me in the butt,' said the Marine.
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt,' insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the butt. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the butt?'
'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ******** report that I was the aggressor....?
Semper Fi!
Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
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Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
That is a good one
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Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
YEAH!!!!!! That is so true!
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Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
That one goes to they boys. The youngest was hassled by an officer just after hostilities ended when this thing started. He head shot a fellow that wouldn't stop. The officer never did apologize, even after they found the grenades wired to the raghead.
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"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
It illustrates the fact that mainstream 'journalists' are mostly worthless, shallow, arrogant, liars with an agenda.
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"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
There is so much truth wrapped up in that little joke!
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8
Re: Humor - An oldy but goody - and oh so true!!!
Love it.
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Semper Fidelis
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To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
Semper Fidelis