OT: Tech Support Needed For Husband

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Pete44ru
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OT: Tech Support Needed For Husband

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To Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 - then self-installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 !

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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TO DESPERATE:

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package; Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html , and try to download Tears 6.2 - do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update !

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run application Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1 !

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0, as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, DO NOT ATTEMPT to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7. :P :P :P

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Last edited by Pete44ru on Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: OT: Tech Support Needed For Husband

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT: Tech Support Needed For Husband

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT: Tech Support Needed For Husband

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This would be funny if it weren't true.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT: Tech Support Needed For Husband

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Remember seeing a version of that with girlfriend 5.0 to wife 1.0. Was just as funny! :lol:
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