A
TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON
THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO
SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30
GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
AND
A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO
BE.
Sorta brings a tear to you eye, don't it?
Humor- To live long
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Humor- To live long
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
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"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
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That one took me a bit to get. It's early and I haven't finished my first coffee yet.
I love old cowboy jokes.
Thanks. Gobbler
I love old cowboy jokes.
Thanks. Gobbler
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Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
