OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
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OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Here we go (with an apology to the ladies here )
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the #1 reason why some men prefer guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for your gun!
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#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the #1 reason why some men prefer guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for your gun!
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
But I wasn't here.........
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8
Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Or you could trade an old 44 for 2 slightly used 22s.
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Reply from one of the ladies here.
10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men
1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.
2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.
3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.
4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.
5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.
6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.
7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.
8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.
9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.
10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.
10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men
1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.
2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.
3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.
4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.
5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.
6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.
7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.
8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.
9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.
10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Well done Lady J!!!!
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Pete44ru,
Notice that Lady J didn't apologize to all the guys here ....
Joe
Notice that Lady J didn't apologize to all the guys here ....
Joe
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
I luv it !
After all, turnabout IS fair play.................
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After all, turnabout IS fair play.................
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Armed or not, the lovely Lady J is NOT defenseless!
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Re: OT/Humor: Top 10 reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns To Women
Excellent point!