THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The
local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the
cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in
front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, Stranger."
"Howdy, Sheriff."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail
and placed a big kiss on the horse's butt hole. He dropped the horse's
tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed toward the swinging doors of
the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff, "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope...but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
OT - Chapped Lips...?
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deerwhacker444
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Re: Chapped Lips...?
Oh YUCK! 
Jeremy
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kimwcook
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That made my day. I was dealing with moving around six tons of hay today by hand for my cayuses. I don't have chapped lips. 
Old Law Dawg
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REAL NICE!! I hope this stays up for at least alittle while.
What in the wild world of sports is going on here
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Now We know why the Primer went off, U were distracted. U did say Your Cat was nearby did U not.
Perry in Bangor----++++===Calif
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When I lived in WV for a year I found that the best cure was lady's clear lip gloss. Cover Girl IIRC.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Re: OT - Chapped Lips...?
And the horse likes it too, so everyone's a winner.
Oly
Oly
Cheers,
Oly
I hope and pray someday the world will learn
That fires we don't put out will bigger burn
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Oly
I hope and pray someday the world will learn
That fires we don't put out will bigger burn
Johnny Wright
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Re: OT - Chapped Lips...?
But don't try this if you're riding a mule!olyinaz wrote:And the horse likes it too, so everyone's a winner.
Oly
Mark Any way you sell it,
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
Re: OT - Chapped Lips...?
I don't have a horse, so I'll stick with Carmex.
Come to think of it, I would stick with Carmex even if I DID have a horse.
Come to think of it, I would stick with Carmex even if I DID have a horse.