Do You Think BigFoot Is Real?

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:20 pm

madman4570 wrote:When your in Walmart and you hear that real big smelly/dirty lady next isle over screaming over and over again the words--(Juneyurr com to momma)with that twang lispy sound.
You know Bigfoot (daddy)came a courting some years back????????????

yep, DEM BE SQUATCH IN DEM WOODS and she says----(HE MY MAN)HE MAKE ME FEEL SOOOOO GOOD---------HE GIVE ME DEM HICKYS ALL OVER MY BODY---------------DONT YA SHUUGA PIE

A bit too knowledgeable about that, I'd say

I'll bet them hickies you left made a clean spot..... ewwww

Slick · Post by **Slick** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:06 pm

Bigfoot real? You're kidding right? He lives in Modesto last time I checked.

93marshooter · Post by **93marshooter** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:51 pm

I do not see how a 2 or3 hundred lb hominid could go un detected for thousands of years. Those would have been on north American continent thousands of years before "paleo-Indians". Not enough real evidence to support the notion.

Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:52 pm

Undetected - hundreds of people have reported seeing them including police and the like.

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:05 pm

I`m telling ya they`er real alright, seen these two tonight wearin six shooters and carrying lever guns.

Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:33 pm

I reported the above post and asked to have it removed.

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:43 pm

Old Savage wrote:I reported the above post and asked to have it removed.

madman4570 · Post by **madman4570** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:44 pm

You got pretty feet

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:23 am

And there they were, standing toe to toe and glaring at each other a foot away....

marlinman93 · Post by **marlinman93** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:25 am

I think the chances of the hot poker and Paul Bunyun are more believeable than Bigfoot.

El Chivo · Post by **El Chivo** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:23 am

I have a movie "The Legend of Bigfoot" and even assuming the footage and footprints are faked, still it will make you think. For example, some Indian tribes made hundreds of rock and cave drawings of a Bigfoot creature, those have been there thousands of years. Lots of sightings happened in the Gold Rush years (the Alaskan Gold Rush I mean). Plus, ranchers and people who actually live in the area don't seem to disbelieve it.

If it is fake, why is it only Pacific Northwesterners have such a sense of humor? PNW'ers have kept it up for over a hundred years now, and not just teenagers or college kids.

El Chivo · Post by **El Chivo** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:47 am

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What are the undisputed facts about the bigfoot / sasquatch mystery?

It's a fact that for more than 400 years people have reported seeing large, hair-covered, man-like animals in the wilderness areas of North America.

It is a fact that sightings of these animals continue today. Real or not, these reports are often made by people of unimpeachable character.

It is a fact that, for over seventy years, people have been finding, photographing, and casting sets of very large human-shaped tracks. Most are discovered by chance in remote areas. These tracks continue to be found to this day.

It is a fact that the cultural histories of many Native American and First Nation peoples include stories and beliefs about non-human "peoples" of the wild. Many of these descriptions bear a striking resemblance to the hairy man-like creatures reported today.

These are some of the facts. There is, however, much disagreement as to what these facts mean.

To many, these facts, taken together, suggest the presence of an animal, probably a primate, that exists today in very low population densities. If true, this species, having likely evolved alongside humans, became astonishingly adept at avoiding human contact through a process of natural selection.

To others, these same facts point to a cultural phenomenon kept alive today through a combination of the misidentification of known animals, wishful thinking, and the deliberate fabrication of evidence.

The BFRO, and its members, take the former view.

http://www.bfro.net/

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:32 am

OS my reply wasn`t directed at you so hope you didn`t take it as an insult, it was just a joke.

Ok here`s my serious take on the matter and is just my opinion, IMO Big Foot, UFOs, Ghosts are all Demon activity.
We live in a spiritual world of good and Evil and deception, Satan has been trying to create things that will tarnish the belief that God created man and that we didn`t evolve from a ape or were we seaded here by alians.
Look at just those three topics and what they have done to decieve people into thinking God isn`t the creator.
I`ve seen ghosts and UFOs ,they are real but they are demon produced to decieve.
Anyway just a thought, may be wrong, something to think about.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:59 am

Hey, Pitchy and others - I don't mind cleavage or women in any state of undress. but Old Men's feet

My god there are children here. Where are the moderators???

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:46 pm

Old Savage wrote:Hey, Pitchy and others - I don't mind cleavage or women in any state of undress. but Old Men's feet My god there are children here. Where are the moderators???

Hey now who you calling old.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:57 pm

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:31 pm

Old Savage wrote:Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Mirror.mirror on the wall, who`s tall and handsome as all get all.
Why Pitchy of coarse

.45colt · Post by **.45colt** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:46 pm

I know Big foot is real. and I know them can't be Pitchy's feet. those things must be from a Teacher or some 'puter Geek...not from a Hard Workin Inventor like Pitchy.......

madman4570 · Post by **madman4570** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:48 pm

OS--------------------------Serious Note-----------------------
BigFoot(real) well their could be the very remote possibility that in some undiscovered part of the world(Amazon Rain Forest etc.)there possibly might be some type ape we have not discovered yet and that it could be (a big one)!

Do I think there are BigFoots (half ape/half man type etc.) like in the movie (Legend of Boggy Creek)stealing ma's apple pies off the window ledge.(NO)

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:58 am

BlaineG wrote:And there they were, standing toe to toe and glaring at each other a foot away....

Heh, heh, I think you "nailed" that one Blaine. As Sherlock would say, "the quarry is a foot"!

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:06 pm

slimster wrote:
BlaineG wrote:And there they were, standing toe to toe and glaring at each other a foot away....

Heh, heh, I think you "nailed" that one Blaine. As Sherlock would say, "the quarry is a foot"!

Yo, thanks, Homes...

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:23 pm

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:47 pm

Old Savage wrote:

10,9,8,.......

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:13 pm

7-6-5

rodeo kid · Post by **rodeo kid** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:29 pm

Pitchy, you sure were a cute baby!

Les Staley · Post by **Les Staley** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:30 pm

She don't sweat much for a big gal........

tomtex · Post by **tomtex** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:21 pm

If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what the minimum caliber cartridge, you would you use to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off?

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:35 pm

tomtex wrote:If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what the minimum caliber cartridge, you would you use to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off?

It would start with a "4"

2571 · Post by **2571** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:40 pm

Old Savage wrote:Hey, Pitchy and others - I don't mind cleavage or women in any state of undress. but Old Men's feet My god there are children here. Where are the moderators???

Where are the parents?

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:43 pm

2571 wrote:
Old Savage wrote:Hey, Pitchy and others - I don't mind cleavage or women in any state of undress. but Old Men's feet My god there are children here. Where are the moderators???

Where are the parents?

The father was a heel, the Mother is off to market.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:32 pm

I drive all night now usually starting anywhere from midnight to 2 am. I often listen to the Coast to Coast AM radio show to break up the night. The show was started by Art Bell who has now retired. A few years back a fellow called in one night who claimed to have shot a bigfoot. IIRC as he told the story he and 2 of his Army buddies were out in the woods in the PNW poaching together. He was using a Ruger Superblackhawk with handloads he had loaded himself. As he told the story they were on their knees in a thicket when a female bigfoot made it's presence known. He fired several shots and put it down. After they examined it the three of them got to talking and were afraid to tell anyone what they had done for fear that they would be charged with killing a human.

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Rusty wrote:I drive all night now usually starting anywhere from midnight to 2 am. I often listen to the Coast to Coast AM radio show to break up the night. The show was started by Art Bell who has now retired. A few years back a fellow called in one night who claimed to have shot a bigfoot. IIRC as he told the story he and 2 of his Army buddies were out in the woods in the PNW poaching together. He was using a Ruger Superblackhawk with handloads he had loaded himself. As he told the story they were on their knees in a thicket when a female bigfoot made it's presence known. He fired several shots and put it down. After they examined it the three of them got to talking and were afraid to tell anyone what they had done for fear that they would be charged with killing a human.

I used to find Art Bell whenever I was driving at night...Highly entertaining, to say the least

It's the lizard people that control gubment that worry me more than Bigfoot...
Just remembered: Did you hear the show where some lady was abducted to be a Bigfoot sex slave, and then had it's child? It WAS on the show

tomtex · Post by **tomtex** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:09 pm

tomtex wrote:If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what is the minimum caliber cartridge you would use, to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off

.I know I would have my 12 Ga with me loaded with 2-3/4 or 3" buck and slugs, also would take my tomahawk to finish the negotiating. Don't touch my dog, cow or hog.

tman · Post by **tman** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:23 pm

BlaineG wrote:
Old Savage wrote:
10,9,8,.......

What were talking about?

rock-steady · Post by **rock-steady** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:40 pm

Not trying to kill this thread....but...if an extraterrestrial recon unit was landed on earth, would their camo be shiny tin-foil or a hairry lookin ghillie suit type of a thang? I need to drink a couple more malt flavored beverages and contemplate on this matter.

Post by **Old Savage** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:51 pm

Some people swear they have seen him or had an encounter and others say he can't possibly be.

Buck Elliott · Post by **Buck Elliott** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:38 am

IF Bigfoot actually existed, he/she/they would have come out of the woods by now, and signed on as (a) Geiko Insurance spokesperson(s)..

Since he/she/they has/have Not, the evidence against the existence of such creatures is incontrovertable...

Ji in Hawaii · Post by **Ji in Hawaii** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:30 pm

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:46 pm

JB · Post by JB » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:00 am

tomtex wrote:If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what the minimum caliber cartridge, you would you use to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off?

I just break off a stout switch and give him a good whipping!

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:06 pm

BlaineG wrote:
tomtex wrote:If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what the minimum caliber cartridge, you would you use to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off?
It would start with a "4"

Naah, Blaine, we know you don't need no steenking gun...if you ran across a Bigfoot in the wild, you'd just sock it!

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:11 pm

Buck Elliott wrote:IF Bigfoot actually existed, he/she/they would have come out of the woods by now, and signed on as (a) Geiko Insurance spokesperson(s)..

Since he/she/they has/have Not, the evidence against the existence of such creatures is incontrovertable...

Uh, Buck, ain't he already under a contract with Jack's Links?

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:36 pm

slimster wrote:
BlaineG wrote:
tomtex wrote:If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what the minimum caliber cartridge, you would you use to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off?
It would start with a "4"
Naah, Blaine, we know you don't need no steenking gun...if you ran across a Bigfoot in the wild, you'd just sock it!

Argyle to the store and get a couple pair.....

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:02 pm

BlaineG wrote:
2571 wrote:
Old Savage wrote:Hey, Pitchy and others - I don't mind cleavage or women in any state of undress. but Old Men's feet My god there are children here. Where are the moderators???

Where are the parents?
The father was a heel, the Mother is off to market.

Yes the mother is a poor sole, but honest, and does her best to toe the line!

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:08 pm

BlaineG wrote:
slimster wrote:
BlaineG wrote:
tomtex wrote:If Bigfoot was killing your livestock,and you were hunting it, what the minimum caliber cartridge, you would you use to protect your self ,if negotiating suddenly broke off?
It would start with a "4"
Naah, Blaine, we know you don't need no steenking gun...if you ran across a Bigfoot in the wild, you'd just sock it!
Argyle to the store and get a couple pair.....

Argyles? Hmm, I didn't thing there were any stores still stocking them...darn it!

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:22 pm

Argyle to the store and get a couple pair.....[/quote]Argyles? Hmm, I didn't thing there were any stores still stocking them...darn it!

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Not too many like those anymore...kind of a diamond in the rough.

O.S.O.K. · Post by **O.S.O.K.** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:00 pm

You guys are having way too much pun with this...

piller · Post by **piller** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:31 pm

Some of these replies should be clipped. I'll just file this thread under "stinky"! Maybe some of the replies should have been soaked a while, and maybe even scrubbed. Maybe I should even massage my reply on this one, but I don't want to appear to be calloused.

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:14 pm

Heel yeah, these foot puns are kinda corny!

slimster · Post by **slimster** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:19 pm

piller wrote:Some of these replies should be clipped. I'll just file this thread under "stinky"! Maybe some of the replies should have been soaked a while, and maybe even scrubbed. Maybe I should even massage my reply on this one, but I don't want to appear to be calloused.

Insole much words, are you suggesting we'd be better served biped-aling our puns elsewhere?