Due to the increasing numbers of jobs moving from California to Texas, the Lone Star State has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide.
CALIFORNIA TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swamp
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Well-protected
Narrow-minded Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks for Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism
Multicultural Community High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich" Self-Employed
Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative
Truants Home schoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine Standard Magazine
Religious Zealot Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Deer Killers
Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich" Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby NRA Members
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
California businesses moving to Texas
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California businesses moving to Texas
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged"....President Abraham Lincoln
Re: California businesses moving to Texas
The translation was sure messed up between here and there. Instead of being side to side it was stacked. Dumb.
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged"....President Abraham Lincoln
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Re: California businesses moving to Texas
Mike D. wrote:Due to the increasing numbers of jobs moving from California to Texas, the Lone Star State has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide.
- CALIFORNIA vs. TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons vs. Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands vs. Swamp
Undocumented Worker vs. Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials vs. Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery vs. Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed vs. Well-protected
Narrow-minded vs. Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share vs. Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control vs. Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives vs. Fireworks
Nonviable Tissue Mass vs. Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity vs. Socialism
Multicultural Community vs. High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress vs. Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich" vs. Self-Employed
Progressive, Change vs. Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged vs. Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle vs. Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future vs. Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform vs. Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater vs. Conservative
Truants vs. Home schoolers
Victim or Oppressed vs. Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine vs. Standard Magazine
Religious Zealot vs. Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves vs. Sheep and Deer Killers
Fair Trade Coffee vs. Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich" vs. Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby vs. NRA Members
Assault Weapon vs. Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus vs. Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage vs. Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting vs. Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
"I'll tell you what living is. You get up when you feel like it. You fry yourself some eggs. You see what kind of a day it is."
Re: California businesses moving to Texas
Thanks, maybe now I can converse with some of the Idjets--or in Californiaspeak, Intellectuals with a lower IQ than mine. (IQ can be vastly overrated, but some folks seem to think it is the only thing that matters)
If the right side mirror on your hybrid car states that objects in mirror may crush you if you don't move over, you might be a Liberal in Texas.
If the right side mirror on your hybrid car states that objects in mirror may crush you if you don't move over, you might be a Liberal in Texas.
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: California businesses moving to Texas
All too true Mike!
Re: California businesses moving to Texas
And not surprising...
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Allot of them Kalifornicators immigrated to Hawaii during the 70s and 80s and ruined much of what used to be rural Hawai'i. My town of Kailua was farms, cattle, and a fishing village. Where farms and cattle were now covered with homes for these immigrants, and the little fishing village of Kawailoa was bought up, the native Hawaiians whom I grew up with displaced, and now there are million dollar homes where fishermen used to dry their nets. Laws have been changed to accommodate the values and culture of these immigrants so that now fishing has been banned in my own backyard. Hawaii gun laws now mirror Kali's. If I could afford to move I would but not sure of anyplace better.
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Akā, ʻo ka poʻe hilinaʻi aku iā Iēhova, e ulu hou nō ko lākou ikaika;
E piʻi ʻēheu aku nō lākou i luna, e like me nā ʻaito;
E holo nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e māloʻeloʻe,
E hele mua nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e maʻule.
`Isaia 40:31
Akā, ʻo ka poʻe hilinaʻi aku iā Iēhova, e ulu hou nō ko lākou ikaika;
E piʻi ʻēheu aku nō lākou i luna, e like me nā ʻaito;
E holo nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e māloʻeloʻe,
E hele mua nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e maʻule.
`Isaia 40:31
Re: California businesses moving to Texas
Mike - Stacked or not, this is an excellent list.
I particularly like "attitude adjustment" and "stump removal." Had me laughing hard. Good work. - DixieBoy
I particularly like "attitude adjustment" and "stump removal." Had me laughing hard. Good work. - DixieBoy
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