Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
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Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
From the Just Jawin' section of Brownell's October 2012 Newsletter
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Just Jawin’ - October 2012
Lena, Lars, and Sven
Lena's car breaks down on the Highway 8 just outside of Lindstrom one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men, Lars and Sven in trench coats, who stand at the rear of the vehicle where they are facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"
"Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.
"Okay, so what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.
And Lena replied, "Vell, officer....... dose are my emergency flashers!"
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Mark
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Just Jawin’ - October 2012
Lena, Lars, and Sven
Lena's car breaks down on the Highway 8 just outside of Lindstrom one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men, Lars and Sven in trench coats, who stand at the rear of the vehicle where they are facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"
"Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.
"Okay, so what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.
And Lena replied, "Vell, officer....... dose are my emergency flashers!"
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Mark
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Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
...that's really bad...wow... :)
Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
The several moments I spent reading this are gone forever...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
'ja hear about the magician who walked down the street and turned into a store?
Ba Boom Bah
Ba Boom Bah
Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
Whew....
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Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
Sven is milking one of his cows and he says to Olie, "I got dis cow vrom Nort Dakota. Every time you pull on a teat, she fanny burbs."
Olie says, "Hmm, my vife must be from Nort Dakota too, cause she does da same ting."
Olie says, "Hmm, my vife must be from Nort Dakota too, cause she does da same ting."
Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
i'll be heading for the door now...wow... :OBill in Oregon wrote:Sven is milking one of his cows and he says to Olie, "I got dis cow vrom Nort Dakota. Every time you pull on a teat, she fanny burbs."
Olie says, "Hmm, my vife must be from Nort Dakota too, cause she does da same ting."
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Uf Daaaa
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Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
Sorry, boys, but that's what happens when your chiropractor is from Minnesota ...
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(I can't do the accent)
Sven was sent out by the preacher to cut down a Christmas Tree exactly 30' tall for the church. He took his yard stick, and saw, and was roaming around the woods looking and looking. Ole came across him and asked if he could help, and Sven said he needed a tree that was exactly 30', but, didn't know how he was going to measure it by himself. Ole said that's easy, cut down a big one, and measure off 30'. Sven told him, that's stupid, I need it thirty feet HIGH, not thirty feet WIDE....
Sven was sent out by the preacher to cut down a Christmas Tree exactly 30' tall for the church. He took his yard stick, and saw, and was roaming around the woods looking and looking. Ole came across him and asked if he could help, and Sven said he needed a tree that was exactly 30', but, didn't know how he was going to measure it by himself. Ole said that's easy, cut down a big one, and measure off 30'. Sven told him, that's stupid, I need it thirty feet HIGH, not thirty feet WIDE....
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Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
Mebbe we need a Sven and Ole thread eh???
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Ya, sure, ya betcha.....Bill in Oregon wrote:
Mebbe we need a Sven and Ole thread eh???
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Re: Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven
Sven, Ole and Lena speak English in de seyme vay as did my 14-year pupils in de lower secondery school in de sveedish tovvn Örebro. Do de dree ones have de seyme singing tune in de accent too?
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