Greenhorn joke of the week.

Canuck Bob · Post by **Canuck Bob** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:21 am

An oldtimer was heading in to his favorite lick one snowy morning. He came upon a couple of greenhorns dragging a nice buck by its hind legs toward the road. He complimented them on the nice deer but politely didn't mention that maybe 4 holes was a bit too many.

He pointed out to them that if they dragged the buck by the antlers the hair would lay flat and it would drag a lot easier in the skiff of snow.

As he was heading out late day he ran into the pair again miles from their truck. One of them thanked him for the trick as the deer sure towed nicely. He added "the only problem is we are getting farther from our truck!"

Post by **Chuck 100 yd** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:23 am

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:28 am

I may have met those guys....

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:37 am

Mescalero · Post by **Mescalero** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:48 am

I think you ran into my cousins

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:06 pm

game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys....

I'm certian I have!

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:30 pm

Griff wrote:
game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys....
I'm certian I have!

Me too

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:48 pm

Me Three....

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:32 pm

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That's like the greenhorns who stumbled across a good fishing hole/spot - then to remember where it was, marked an "X" on the side of their boat...................

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Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:21 pm

I think you guys have "greenhorns" mixed up with "Polish people".----6

Did you guys hear about the two Pollocks walking down the street. When they got to the corner, there was a dog bent over licking his private parts.

The one Pollock says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that".

The other Pollock says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:54 pm

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Naw - the 2nd Polack said: "Yeah, me too - but I'm afraid he'd bite me" . .

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Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:11 pm

Pete44ru wrote:.
Naw - the 2nd Polack said: "Yeah, me too - but I'm afraid he'd bite me" . . .
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Ha! That made my day.

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Lassiter · Post by **Lassiter** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:37 pm

game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys....

I've hunted with those guys............

Booger Bill · Post by **Booger Bill** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:33 pm

These two polocks got lost deer hunting. One said I heard the thing to do is shoot three times in the air. They tried that a couple times. They waited and no answering help. One told the other to try again. He said I cant. I am out of arrows.

QCI Winchesters · Post by **QCI Winchesters** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:02 am

Canuck Bob, I heard about these guys, but they weren't greenhorns, they were Newfies...

Booger Bill · Post by **Booger Bill** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:32 am

Can anyone tell me why they spell polish and polish the same?

El Chivo · Post by **El Chivo** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:52 am

in Poland they are telling "American" jokes:

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

ONE

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:18 am

Did you know there is no ice in Poland?

Someone there lost the recipe.---------6

Canuck Bob · Post by **Canuck Bob** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:08 am

QCI Winchesters wrote:Canuck Bob, I heard about these guys, but they weren't greenhorns, they were Newfies...

Well if the truth were known I did wimp out and go the PC route. Originally called them Yank trophy hunters!! Whoops did I say that out loud!!!

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:21 am

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"I'm proud to be a Pollack" - no, wait: "I'm proud to be a Polok" - no, wait: "I'm proud to be a Pollock - no, wait: "I'm proud to be a Polack" ! .

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Canuck Bob · Post by **Canuck Bob** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:40 am

Pete44ru wrote:.

"I'm proud to be a Pollack" - no, wait - "I'm proud to be a Polok" - no, wait - "I'm proud to be a Pollock - no, wait - "I'm proud to be a Polack" ! .

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Now that is funny. I didn't realize you could compliment a Polish person with so many regal titles!

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:24 pm

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Jyah - I got a t-shirt like this, back in the 70's

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Pisgah · Post by **Pisgah** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:53 pm

Lassiter wrote:
game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys....

I've hunted with those guys............

Yeah, my brother Darryl, and my other brother, Darryl.

Meeteetse · Post by **Meeteetse** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:33 pm

Canuck Bob wrote:An oldtimer was heading in to his favorite lick one snowy morning. He came upon a couple of greenhorns dragging a nice buck by its hind legs toward the road. He complimented them on the nice deer but politely didn't mention that maybe 4 holes was a bit too many.

He pointed out to them that if they dragged the buck by the antlers the hair would lay flat and it would drag a lot easier in the skiff of snow.

As he was heading out late day he ran into the pair again miles from their truck. One of them thanked him for the trick as the deer sure towed nicely. He added "the only problem is we are getting farther from our truck!"

I think I know where their truck is parked. . . . . . I think the plates have expired.

rafter-7 · Post by **rafter-7** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:57 am

Sixgun wrote:I think you guys have "greenhorns" mixed up with "Polish people".----6

Did you guys hear about the two Pollocks walking down the street. When they got to the corner, there was a dog bent over licking his private parts.

The one Pollock says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that".

The other Pollock says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

Why do Pollock's all have SKI to end their last names??

Because they can't spell Toboggan

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BAGTIC · Post by **BAGTIC** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:58 am

Chicago journalist Mike Royko, one of our most notable celebrities of Polish ancestry once wrote a column defending the use of the term 'Pollock' in referring to people from Poland. He pointed out that the word is actually the Polish word for themselves and not a slur.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:16 pm

LIBERTY · Post by **LIBERTY** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:36 pm

That was me and my brother and you promised not to tell. Liberty

Hawkeye2 · Post by **Hawkeye2** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:02 am

Not only is my wife Polish, genuine-we were married in Warsaw, she also happens to be a blond. Fortunately she has a sense of humor.

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