Punography..................
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Punography..................
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· I changed my iPod name to Titanic - It's syncing now.
· I tried to catch some fog - I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid - He says he can stop any time.
· How does Moses make his tea ? ........Hebrews it.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went - Then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity - I can't put it down.
· I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· A dyslexic man walked into a bra .
· PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
· Why were the Indians here first ? .........They had reservations.
· Went on a class field trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.
· The Energizer bunny's been arrested and charged with battery.
· I didn't like my beard at first - Then it grew on me.
· Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's hungry ? ......It goes back four seconds.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen - the police have nothing to go on.
· Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
· Velcro - what a rip off !
· Cartoonist found dead in home......... Details are sketchy.
· Earthquake in Washington, obviously the government's fault.
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· I changed my iPod name to Titanic - It's syncing now.
· I tried to catch some fog - I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid - He says he can stop any time.
· How does Moses make his tea ? ........Hebrews it.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went - Then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity - I can't put it down.
· I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· A dyslexic man walked into a bra .
· PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
· Why were the Indians here first ? .........They had reservations.
· Went on a class field trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.
· The Energizer bunny's been arrested and charged with battery.
· I didn't like my beard at first - Then it grew on me.
· Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's hungry ? ......It goes back four seconds.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen - the police have nothing to go on.
· Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
· Velcro - what a rip off !
· Cartoonist found dead in home......... Details are sketchy.
· Earthquake in Washington, obviously the government's fault.
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Re: Punography..................
Police have arrested the World Champion Tounge Twister, he is expecting a tough sentence.
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Re: Punography..................
You remind me of a retired cowboy. Deranged.
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The power went out at work last week, and we were delighted.
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: Punography..................
Pete,
I love your Pun Posts, BUT could you limit them to 5 puns per post so the pleasure can be spread out and postponed?
I love your Pun Posts, BUT could you limit them to 5 puns per post so the pleasure can be spread out and postponed?
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Re: Punography..................
RE: How does Moses make his tea ? ........Hebrews it.
Check out Schmaltz Brewing... http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/HEBREW/home.html
He'brew - The Chosen Beer - is actually quite good, and I'm really looking forward to their new barleywine called "Jewbilation 18"
I love a good, and consistent, schtick...
Check out Schmaltz Brewing... http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/HEBREW/home.html
He'brew - The Chosen Beer - is actually quite good, and I'm really looking forward to their new barleywine called "Jewbilation 18"
I love a good, and consistent, schtick...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: Punography..................
I had a joke about Kimchi, but it was in bad taste.
I bought cheap tires. They were a joke, but not wheel funny.
A good dairy farm can be udderly fantastic.
I bought cheap tires. They were a joke, but not wheel funny.
A good dairy farm can be udderly fantastic.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: Punography..................
A huge shipment of Viagra has been hijacked....The FBI suspect a gang of hardened criminals....
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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- markinalpine
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Re: Punography..................
"When chemists die, they barium"
The Optician fell in his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself!
Mark
The Optician fell in his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself!
Mark
Any way you sell it,
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
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Re: Punography..................
Oy Ve'
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Re: Punography..................
Vice-versa...
How a poet knows he has a best seller...
How a poet knows he has a best seller...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
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Re: Punography..................
... and then there was the butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in all his orders.
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Re: Punography..................
when the Zen master ordered a hot dog, "make me one with everything."
Re: Punography..................
Many years ago, when turboprop planes were common, a flight attendant backed into one. Disast her.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost