24 Hours To Live
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24 Hours To Live
Morris returns from the doctor
and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he
has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so
they make love.
About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one
more time?'
Of course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch
and realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please.... just one
more time before I die.'
She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife
rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we
could...'
At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning.. you don't.
and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he
has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so
they make love.
About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one
more time?'
Of course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch
and realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please.... just one
more time before I die.'
She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife
rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we
could...'
At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning.. you don't.
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
Blaine, love your new avitar!! Read this one to the wife unit and she cracked up! Les
This is plagiarized from someone else, but I love it!
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
Hey love that new avitar
Re: 24 Hours To Live
I'm so mad about this current PC BS.....I'm totally states rights. ...plowboy 45 wrote:
Hey love that new avitar
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
The 10th amendment has just been shredded. Thanks for the good joke, I needed it to lift my mood a little.
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
I'm totally states rights. ...[/quote]
Really didn't think you woulda felt any other way
Really didn't think you woulda felt any other way
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
Aggression will make you feel that way
Whether it's northern aggression or federal aggression
The latter being what happen today
Whether it's northern aggression or federal aggression
The latter being what happen today
Re: 24 Hours To Live
Yes Sir!plowboy 45 wrote:Aggression will make you feel that way
Whether it's northern aggression or federal aggression
The latter being what happen today
Sorry for the thread drift.
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
Thanks Blaine, needed a good laugh.
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
Actually, I think mine woulda said, "the Dr was wrong," & shot me at that 4 hour mark!
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
I think our wives must be related.Griff wrote: Actually, I think mine woulda said, "the Dr was wrong," & shot me at that 4 hour mark!
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Re: 24 Hours To Live
Heck, I thought Morris was doing pretty good comparatively. LOLJReed wrote:I think our wives must be related.Griff wrote: Actually, I think mine woulda said, "the Dr was wrong," & shot me at that 4 hour mark!
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May your rifle always shoot straight, your mag never run dry, you always have one more round than you have adversaries, and your good mate always be there to watch your back.
Because I can!
Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.