A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy.
"I've been transferred to Chicago," he answered nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate in the country..."
"Hold on," said the first. "I've been in Chicago all my life, and it's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank God. I was worried to death! But if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said the first, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."
Moving To Chicago......
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Moving To Chicago......
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Re: Moving To Chicago......
Greetings
"Tail gunner" is very descriptive.
When we are up north we live in ILLinois about 2.5 hours south of the "Windbag City". We stay as far away as possible.
Mike in Peru
"Tail gunner" is very descriptive.
When we are up north we live in ILLinois about 2.5 hours south of the "Windbag City". We stay as far away as possible.
Mike in Peru
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Re: Moving To Chicago......
When I first saw your title, I was filled with deep empathy for you . . .
Glad to see it was a joke!
Glad to see it was a joke!
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Re: Moving To Chicago......
+1 to 7.62
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I was sure he'd lost his mind! Title + author = HAD to be a joke!'' Chicago: Our very own third-world country!7.62 Precision wrote:When I first saw your title, I was filled with deep empathy for you . . .
Glad to see it was a joke!
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No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
Re: Moving To Chicago......
Griff wrote:I was sure he'd lost his mind! Title + author = HAD to be a joke!'' Chicago: Our very own third-world country!7.62 Precision wrote:When I first saw your title, I was filled with deep empathy for you . . .
Glad to see it was a joke!
I don't know if you've been following Washington news, but the Hoplophobes in Olympia are trying to turn the 2nd on it's head. If they pass this "pelosi", we'll top Chicago for the worst gun laws ever.The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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