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• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
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Here We Go Again
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Here We Go Again
Last edited by Pete44ru on Wed May 04, 2016 9:23 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Here We Go Again
Booooo!The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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JerryB
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Re: Here We Go Again
Most excellent, reckon Blaine is just jealous.
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Re: Here We Go Again
JerryB wrote:Most excellent, reckon Blaine is just jealous.
Green with envy. The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Re: Here We Go Again
Enjoyed the chuckle!
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Re: Here We Go Again
A big hole appeared in Trafalgar Square, police are looking into it.
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Re: Here We Go Again
Love it!!!gamekeeper wrote:A big hole appeared in Trafalgar Square, police are looking into it.
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GoatGuy
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Very, very good, Pete. The old stereotype of the of the staid, humorless New Englander has just been laid to rest. 
Good job!
The gauntlet has been thrown, Blaine.
Good job!The gauntlet has been thrown, Blaine.
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