The Difference Between Grandfathers, and Grandmothers....

[Blaine]

*Un-PC Language Warning*


Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single butthole, queer, piece of stuff, horse's azz, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip pelosi, Muslim camel humper or sorry so-and-so anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

[gamekeeper]

Hilarious.......

[Ben_Rumson]

Good'n

[Griff]

Good thing she didn't throw Grandpa under the bus by pointing out those folks to Grandma!

[J Miller]

Joe

[AJMD429]

Awesome....and true....!

[jeepnik]

Didn't know my grandmother apparently.

[rossim92]

remember when my grandmother was alive. she would say some things that would make you laugh like; Why do you leave a roll of toilet paper in the woods? So he can have something to wipe his arz with Yep! grandma and grandpa were drinkers in their day!

[Ysabel Kid]

[M. M. Wright]

I'm sure I fit that description.