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I Was Attacked

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A cretin threw a handful of Omega 3 Pills at me.

Luckily, the injuries were only super fish oil.
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BLAINE, REPORT TO YOUR CHAPLAIN IMMEDIATELY...
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Terry Murbach wrote:BLAINE, REPORT TO YOUR CHAPLAIN IMMEDIATELY...
I fear it may be too late, Terry.......
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Lassiter wrote:
Terry Murbach wrote:BLAINE, REPORT TO YOUR CHAPLAIN IMMEDIATELY...
I fear it may be too late, Terry.......
+1................. :lol:
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Lassiter wrote:
Terry Murbach wrote:BLAINE, REPORT TO YOUR CHAPLAIN IMMEDIATELY...
I fear it may be too late, Terry.......
I think he is floundering!
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Beaker wrote:
Lassiter wrote:
Terry Murbach wrote:BLAINE, REPORT TO YOUR CHAPLAIN IMMEDIATELY...
I fear it may be too late, Terry.......
I think he is floundering!
+1!
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Yup , where do we send the flowers ???
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Chuck 100 yd wrote:Yup , where do we send the flowers ???

Don't you mean "flounders"?

Dr. Demento had a song on one of his CD's that covered this sort of thing "Wet Dream"(?)
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40 lashes, well laid on. :shock:
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eel quickly Amigo!

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yes, perch him on the rack....until he's haddock
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and if carps about this any more............... well, just filet his sole
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Man, you could'a been KRILLED...!!! :shock:
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yes, I admit he may be feeling crappy

maybe we should mullet it over a bit more
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and if it hit your ear, it could have affected your herring.
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and for the rest of the day he smelt funny
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I am NOT reading any more of this thread. :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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i'll offer a ray of hope, and say no moray, as cod is my witness.
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I expect such from Blaine. However the rest of you have disturbed me greatly. Could Blaine really be the spokesman for a group of lunatics after all!
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jeepnik wrote:
Chuck 100 yd wrote:Yup , where do we send the flowers ???

Don't you mean "flounders"?

Dr. Demento had a song on one of his CD's that covered this sort of thing "Wet Dream"(?)
A nice bouquet of flounders would be in order.
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A joke just for the halibut!
What in the wild world of sports is going on here
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Y'all quit carping on Blaine!
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:cry: *sniff* I'm so proud of Y'all.....
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BlaineG wrote::cry: *sniff* I'm so proud of Y'all.....

you are our leader and inspiration ...... in other words its your fault, we follow the beat of your drum
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If Blaine is proud --> :cry: *sniff* I'm so proud of Y'all..... Well then, Now it's O'fish oil!
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And finally (I hope). Is me..he who laughs last is the slowest.......
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Canuck Bob wrote:I expect such from Blaine. However the rest of you have disturbed me greatly. Could Blaine really be the spokesman for a group of lunatics after all!
No, he is just the sturgeon that AJ sends us all to to get rid of our crabs...
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Old Ironsights wrote:
Canuck Bob wrote:I expect such from Blaine. However the rest of you have disturbed me greatly. Could Blaine really be the spokesman for a group of lunatics after all!
No, he is just the sturgeon that AJ sends us all to to get rid of our crabs...
Just enjoy my COHOrts.....
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BlaineG wrote: Just enjoy my COHOrts.....
My neighbor Salmon I both laughed at that one!
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JohndeFresno wrote:
BlaineG wrote: Just enjoy my COHOrts.....
My neighbor Salmon I both laughed at that one!
If you laughed at that, you were prolly perched on a bar stool, drinking, having a whale of a time.
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The pun sharks are in a frenzy!
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C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
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After Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster if that fish oil came out of the blue Pacific you may have. Turn off the lights and see if there green glowing spots where they hit?? :shock:
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I find it hard to believe this is still being de-baited here. :?
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3leggedturtle wrote:I find it hard to believe this is still being de-baited here. :?
Yes, Chum, it is....
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BlaineG wrote:
3leggedturtle wrote:I find it hard to believe this is still being de-baited here. :?
Yes, Chum, it is....
Yeah it's like I got sucker-ed into swimming with a school of sharks. Shoulda watched John Wayne in el Dorado instead of surfing and getting caught Up in the net!
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I just pulled up a Char and listened. All of the old Grayling beards were obviously having a good time. I just can't think of anything to add to this and don't want to be a Bullhead about it. No point in getting Madtom about it. Walleye have to go now.
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Ignore Blaine and eel go away...
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