Q and A for the 60 and Over Crowd!

[Old No7]

From the local gun club...

I don't need this advice yet -- but it's getting closer every year...

Old No7

Questions and Answers for the 60 and Over Crowd

Q: Where can single men over the age 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A1: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.

A2: When you're done, you will have a place to live....

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Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
...."And Mary rode Joseph's a** all the way to Egypt..."

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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

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Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out..

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Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

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Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

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[Griff]

HEY!!!

[Sixgun]

I really liked the one where "Mary rode Joe's azz all the way to Egypt". I never could figure that out with women. It's like nag...nag...nag.....they go on and on and never forget nothin'.

That's why men have gunrooms and can go to gunclubs and gunshops and that's also why gunshows are on weekends and why Pennsylvania's deer season starts on a Monday. I thinks it also why I-Pads were invented...you can take em in any room you want, even ones with sound insulation.-----6

[Blaine]

I really liked the one where "Mary rode Joe's azz all the way to Egypt". I never could figure that out with women. It's like nag...nag...nag.....they go on and on and never forget nothin'.

That's why men have gunrooms and can go to gunclubs and gunshops and that's also why gunshows are on weekends and why Pennsylvania's deer season starts on a Monday. I thinks it also why I-Pads were invented...you can take em in any room you want, even ones with sound insulation.-----6

You know, don't ya, that there will NEVER be girl NFL refs? They be throwin' flags for pelosi that happened 10 years ago.......

[Borregos]

I like your gun club

[Bill in Oregon]

I wish I found these funnier; they are too close to the reality ...

[Pete44ru]

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I resemble that.............


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[gamekeeper]

Ouch......

[Rusty]

For some reason I'm not seeing the humor... Maybe it's too close to home.

Cheer up... We'll all be dead soon.

[jnyork]

I really liked the one where "Mary rode Joe's azz all the way to Egypt". I never could figure that out with women. It's like nag...nag...nag.....they go on and on and never forget nothin'.

That's why men have gunrooms and can go to gunclubs and gunshops and that's also why gunshows are on weekends and why Pennsylvania's deer season starts on a Monday. I thinks it also why I-Pads were invented...you can take em in any room you want, even ones with sound insulation.-----6

You know, don't ya, that there will NEVER be girl NFL refs? They be throwin' flags for pelosi that happened 10 years ago.......

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/1266 ... al-referee

[geobru]

I am in my 60s.
I DO resemble that.
They are VERY close to home.
I just picked myself up off the ground.

[Blaine]

If only everything didn't hurt so much. Getting out of bed is a real chore these days....But, waking up is a privilege some are not afforded.

[marlinman93]

If you're over 60 and your wife is just now going through menopause, you must have married a generation younger than you are!