A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person."
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you -- you have no legs!"
The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The Old Widow Lady
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The Old Widow Lady
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Re: The Old Widow Lady
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ROTFLMAO ! !
I LUV it !
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ROTFLMAO ! !
I LUV it !
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2ndovc
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Re: The Old Widow Lady
Good one!
jb
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jnyork
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Re: The Old Widow Lady
Wonderful oldie but goodie, thanks for the laugh. Dates back at least to when I was a freshman in high school, 1954. Some things are just too good to die.
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Re: The Old Widow Lady
WOW..!... :)
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Batman1939
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Re: The Old Widow Lady
Enjoyed hearing it again Blainemaster; the first time must have been 50 yrs ago. In that version the guy didn't even have a wheelchair. How did he get up onto her porch?? I suspect you will think of a way.