Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
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Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was
replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming,would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was
replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming,would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.
Steve Young aka Nate Kiowa Jones Sass# 6765
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Lampasas, Texas 76550
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Tel: 512-564-1015
Steve's Guns aka "Rossi 92 Specialists"
205 Antler lane
Lampasas, Texas 76550
http://www.stevesgunz.com
Email; steve@stevesgunz.com
Tel: 512-564-1015
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Griff,
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Sound wisdom...
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Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
lota truth in that there
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
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Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Given the Candidates in the last Election......I will vote for Old Butch Again.......................................
Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Better than many of those who tried to get the candidacy.
D. Brian Casady
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Good 'un Nate!
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Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Good un. I normally don't laugh out loud at stuff I read, but this was an exception...
Mike
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I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
Good !
Re: Old BUTCH THE ROOSTER
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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