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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse !"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa moseys over to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma ! There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse !"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole !"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin' my head in that hole !"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma ! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse !"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole !"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma ! Help ! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat !"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it - Now, FIX THAT OUTHOUSE "!
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Reality Check
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Re: Reality Check
Thanks for that image.... Todd/3leg
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
Re: Reality Check
Too funny.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: Reality Check
I grew up with an outhouse.
JerryB II Corinthians 3:17, Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.
JOSHUA 24:15
JOSHUA 24:15
Re: Reality Check
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost