HUMOR? - Global Warming

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:17 am

Methane is a greehouse gas, Right?

Ruminants produce Methane.

Killing Ruminants reduces the "Carbon Footprint".

Eat more Meat. It's the "Green" thing to do.

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:21 am

Hey, I'm there already.

Why not go really green and keep a couple of cows in the truck for those road trips. Talk about organic, and bio-fuel. A small fitting, a piece of hose to the carb, and problem solved.

Jaguarundi · Post by **Jaguarundi** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:50 am

Geez,How much of a carbon footprint do I make after eating Ma's fieldpeas & hamhock?

Guess Al Gore will be beat'n a path to my door....just follow the "green" vapour trail "buddy".

AJMD429 · Post by **AJMD429** » Mon May 19, 2008 12:17 pm

You sound like Ted Nugent - "You can't GRILL it if you don't KILL it!"

Heard him speak at the NRA meetings yesterday - if you get a chance to see/hear it, it was very motivating.

Essentially, he admonished the crowd that if we weren't being PROACTIVE on gun rights, and just settled for "defending" them, we were part of the problem.

KirkD · Post by **KirkD** » Mon May 19, 2008 12:22 pm

Published estimates figure that there are about 10^30 bacteria on the planet (that is a 1 with 30 zeros after it). I wonder how much carbon dioxide and methane they produce?

oldmax · Post by **oldmax** » Mon May 19, 2008 3:46 pm

So, If I don't eat Beans , I can sell the Carbon Credits to buy Diesel Fuel,
??How Much Beans do I 'NOT' have to eat to buy 1 gallon ????
Is there a form to be filled out, Does it have to be Notaried ???
Is there a ," Dept of Carbon Credits " that in fact verifies the amount
of Beans Not eaten ???
How Do They verify your not eating beans ????

I don't think I would want that job.....

Jeeps · Post by **Jeeps** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:58 pm

I hear over in London they are blaming GW on heavy people. Besides all the
farting it takes more fuel to raise the extra crops and bring them to the store.

I guess when you pay for everyones health care you will start legislating diets

I am so scared to see this world in 20 years.

BAGTIC · Post by **BAGTIC** » Mon May 19, 2008 8:37 pm

Jeeps wrote: I am so scared to see this world in 20 years.

Thank God, I probably won't have to.

Kansas Ed · Post by **Kansas Ed** » Mon May 19, 2008 8:48 pm

oldmax wrote:So, If I don't eat Beans , I can sell the Carbon Credits to buy Diesel Fuel,
??How Much Beans do I 'NOT' have to eat to buy 1 gallon ????
Is there a form to be filled out, Does it have to be Notaried ???
Is there a ," Dept of Carbon Credits " that in fact verifies the amount
of Beans Not eaten ???
How Do They verify your not eating beans ????

I don't think I would want that job.....

Now that's funny....

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:14 pm

I'm doing my part to help! No vegetarian dishes for me!!!:D