Chairmen of the Politically Incorrect

Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:57 pm

You can always download the Burger King app. I have 1233 crowns and am about to score another free whopper.

And yes life is largely about pecking orders. Not sure what your strategy would be for “fitting in” in a place like the Colt Forum. Pretty proud of themselves I would imagine. Expertise would almost certainly put a target on your back. Somebody ain’t going to like the fear of a challenge of knowledge.

Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:58 pm

The trifecta here

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:26 pm

Ok, ok. OS gets 1000 cool points for the Harley Zippo. Now he just needs a belt buckle to cement his place. And, if you have a Harley golf cart........well....what can I say.

That dent is in a bad spot too. I would have left it too. They would just fill it with bondo anyway.

Hey Six,
Don't sweat that garbage on the Colt forum. If that stuff is important to those guys, they are pretty sad. I know I'm flawed, but that stuff means absolutely nothing to me. I'm just not competitive, I guess. If I'm good with where I am in life and my abilities as they pertain to me, I'm good.
I ask myself this....
If all the forums were gone tomorrow, any meaningful relationships can still be maintained in various ways. Phone, text, email, FB........
Don't sweat it, my friend. Look at our post and page count here on the PI thread. Says it all man!

Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:46 pm

On that dent, seems kind of cool to me because you can see the golf ball print in it.

Belt buckle, I only have the one. Won it at a banquet.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:58 pm

Sure Dad……total belief in the pecking order…..the socialists want us to believe different unless it concerns them…….

Now, on to lighters……Harley Lighters can be found at any Harley shop…..try finding one of THESE…..

Yea,
I still say the old fashioned way of knocking someone out when they tread upon you is much better than putting up with their whines, of which society protects today……up in Maine, Jay said it right, had that one guy who was tackled by bystanders would be DEAD up North is the way to go……Jay does say it’s more important to be “nice” than it is to be righteous…(sarcasm)

Just another reason for my seclusion……and THATS why YOU are my adopted dad….

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:46 pm

Ooooooohhhhhh!
Cool trinkets old buddy, old pal.

I'm really "NICE". So, can I have em?

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:58 pm

Sorry no Colt or Harley Zippos but I have had these for a while, since I gave up tobacco they don't get a lot of use.

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Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:31 pm

Well 6er, you need to be surrounded by support with Bro O and Uncle GK. You bear a lot of watching.

Now here is a Model A

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:52 pm

I sent this one to my kid. If you're an X-Files fan, you know.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 9:08 pm

Yea…getting more like that everyday…sometimes I don’t even trust myself……..NO! YOU CANT HAVE IT! ..By the way, which of it do you want? The back straps are worthless unless the one you have is bent….the lighter is just a $14.95 lighter…..j.u.n.k. The “engravers sampler” is hand engraved…..even has a serial number on it….I can’t even remember where it came from.

Now, the Model A is something’! Ya know, those things can be had for 6-10K…not that one but the average one can be had and is in everyone’s grasp…..rodeable

S. …GK, I ain’t giving up nothing anymore…..if I made it this far, I’m gonna enjoy what’s left.—-Double 0 14.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:11 pm

And the BEST part of a 10k model A (hey, that rhymes)? Yo7 can keep it running forever with minimal parts and do all the work yourself. No communist big brother on star listening in and tracking you. No Chinese electronics. Even an EMP wont stop it.

Hey....... maybe I need one of those.

Post by **Old Savage** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:25 pm

Probably can arrange it. Look up Road Kings.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:45 pm

My neighbor has a pile of them.
There is actually a fair amount of them around here. Probably cause they need the ground clearance for the roads we have.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 3:45 am

Hey look! Six moved to Maine. Saw this car in Cornville. Figured it MUST be his.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 10:04 am

Here s the opposite of Cornville in case any of you fellows come west. The country is tilted to the southwest and everything loose rolls to SoCal.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 11:39 am

I once skinned a fox with one of them there US pilot survival knives, it worked but I have better skinning knives…

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 1:48 pm

Ha!…..Yea, there’s more than one of us out there who know peoples true motives…….by the way Jay….(hey, that rhymes) Can you put on your coat, you know which one and get me that big fancy buckle my dad has?

For real…model A’s around you?….see them too but they are all like new and only come out for the 4th of July parades or real nice days.

But you guys are probably still using them for day to day driving.

While your busy with Dad’s belt buckle I could use GK’s knife too…..

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 2:33 pm

No problem bud. Of course, there will be a small fee. That coat needs a lot of upkeep and maintenance. I just don't know what I'd of done without it all these years. It's kept me in the high life all this time.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 7:09 pm

What are your requests for your arrival and stay in sunny Southern California?

Getting a bit warm for such a coat without suspicions.

Ask Kristy if she is interested in dining in the local French restaurant highlighted by Courtney Kardashian’s recent visit?

We’ll be there this evening.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 7:21 pm

Well if you'd like Kristy's company, I'd better leave off the Kardashian part.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 9:06 am

Yea…I agree Jayster…Kristy is a conservative and most likely won’t even go to Cal……..That is exactly what is keeping my from visiting my dad and other family members in Cal…..Mom won’t go….well, mom won’t and has never been on a plane….

I wouldn’t have no peace in Cal……..moms is a very jealous person…very jealous…..and with all of those babes walking around all scantily clad it wouldn’t go well….

Hey….GOT GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!……you know how I don’t go anywhere….or seldom do? Guess WHAT?????? I had the longest night I’ve had in a loooonnnggg time last night, ralphing and barfing….fever…….the poops, like 0 weight oil…..yea, got Covid again according to the tests…did it twice all proper….

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:55 am

Take care Six that Chinese virus is still out there, I rarely mix with folks but I use a lot of alcohol hand gel when I do.

California was not on my bucket list, Arizona was as far west as I wanted to go.

if I cross the pond again I'd like to visit the colonies and maybe Texas, of course Cornville will be given priority first as I'd like to pick up a fine looking Cornville gal as a travelling companion.......

73f cloudy

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:11 am

Not a good idea on the Cornville gal…everyone of them has 10 kids that they will want to bring along, then instead of a car to rent you’d need a military deuce and a half…..but those gals are probably better people than they are around here…..here it’s “I want that now” or “I need $500 to get my hair done”. Afraid to think what California gals demand.

Did you hear about the old guy that had a doctors appointment? His wife took him and waited in the waiting room…..THREE hours later her husband came out with the doctor and the wife was very irate saying, “what took you so long???!!!? The doctor explained to the man’s wife that he needed to take a urine sample, stool sample,,and a sperm sample.

She said to the doctor, “why didn’t you just tell me, I could have brought you in a pair of his underwear”. ——006 and 15/18ths

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:31 am

I figured that being a tourist I won't be allowed to pack heat so I thought a Cornville gal would be the next best thing...

On the subject of needing protection when my son was little I took him to a Wild West gig where I spotted a guy dressed up like Blue Duck of Lonesome Dove fame, I told my son it really was Blue Duck and he gripped my hand tightly with a worried look on his little face. I got a WhatsApp message this morning telling me he had read that Blue Duck has recently died and now he can sleep easier at night....

Frederic Forrest ( blueduck) 23 Dec 1936 to 23 Jun 2023.

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Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 12:32 pm

You guys are really after it. Covid again, condolences. Now GK, btw what is the official on the capital lower case there? Do you just do whatever like 00 how many whatever.

You are more in danger than they won’t let you leave Cornville, prize stud and all than Cali.

Wonder Woman above is a friend of mine, she’ll put you in any disguise you like.

On to restaurante Francais. It wasn’t Courtney, it was Kim and Khloe, Kristy could fit right in the picture with the paparazzi following, overnight internet sensation. Influencer, send you cash.

Never saw Lonesome Dove, don’t care for Duval.

Laura is now in Sweden.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:27 pm

I had a pair of black leather chaps like Laura but sold them as we don't have much cactus in England....

I'm surprised you haven't seen Lonesome Dove regardless of Robert Duval it's a classic.

As for capital lower case I ain't got a clue if I had my way everything would be in upper case like Terry Murbach he sure peed off a lot of folks here with it..

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:38 pm

Well gk, I have never liked or disliked anything based on other people’s opinion or likes. They may decide it is a classic but the bit I saw I didn’t like. I also don’t base things on movie characters or stars. You are always watching writer’s ideas portrayed by people pretending to be someone else.

And yes TERRY, we went round a couple times based on the idea/question is this going to be a small clique group as it started out apparently from the Sixgun group or a wider based group as it had become with Paco.

We did get back together based on that I found a .38 Spl SA that he had been looking for but then … he died. He had a tremendous amount of reloading experience.

A lot comes down to viewpoint and preference.

Now of course I would take your view on all Jolly Olde

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:38 pm

Oh man! Sorry your sick buddy. Underwear! Hahaha nice!

You can pack heat around here GK. Of course, there ain't no big fancy attractions here haha. A Cornville gal?

Be an expensive trip. It costs a lot to feed one of those buddy. And, if you happen to inadvertently pizz her off, you'll never see "Jolly Ole" again.

I bet we can hook you up right here in Skowvegas. That Brit accent will make it easy.

Hey OS, Six is right about Kristy. She is kind of a whacko like me. However.......! She is a paradox of a little thing. She would actually love to see San Francisco.

Every time she says it, I just look at her. I'd never say no. She asks for very little. And, I'm scared of her.

She's small, but freakishly strong.

Ok. I've determined that I've been abducted by aliens.
I remember going to bed this morning. Next thing I knew, the alarm went off. I didn't know it worked. I got up and put my socks on, no problem. Nothing hurt. I'm not stuffed up. This isn't normal. The only plausible explanation is abduction. I gotta call Mulder and Scully. The Smoking Man finally caught up with me.
Now.....we've all known each other a long time. If I start posting weird stuff, and acting unlike myself, I need you boys to let me know. You may have to come up here and stick one of those ice pick things in the back of my neck.
Oh no! I better go downstairs and make sure my buffalo coat is still there!

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:48 pm

One note here in San Francisco, used to be a nice interesting place but now you don’t want to go there, sad.

Only have seen that picture of Kristy in front of the blue Jeep, very attractive and looks very capable and aware.

Skowvegas, I like that - gk runs wild.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:51 pm

Jay ...

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Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:58 pm

Jay,
Our group is on a constant honeymoon…..you know how married couples get along great after they get married and about 6 months later you want to punch each other in the face? Well, here we can say whatever we want to say and no one gets mad. So if you have been abducted by aliens, that’s OK……they could be Cornville aliens…they just look different.

Ya know, my dad is always the consummate gentleman and always makes sense more than we do…….I don’t like that…..he needs to start getting whacky…let’s hear something whacky dad.

That Wonder Woman girl is the same one that had the mouse face……I want to see the barista

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 2:10 pm

OS,
Haha yeah. I don't where the Skowvegas thing started, but it's rooted. There is even a big "Hollywood" type sign at the edge of town. I will get a pic this week. They say it on the radio and everything. Yup. This is quite a place, boys.
I know it's bad form, but my wife is adorable. They broke the mold with that one. She is actually a year and a half older than me, but looks 35. Women must hate her.

I took this pic down to Boothbay Harbor at the botanical gardens. It's a good representation.

Yup, you're right Six. What a bunch. And we're from all over. Life is strange sometimes. I wouldn't change a thing.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 2:40 pm

Wow, Hollywood Country gal look perfectly coordinated. More impressed now.

Abduction - you are likely in a hot bed. One night staying at a deer camp on Big Lake I saw a bright light coming lowish over the lake, doesn’t match anything I know and we are in a high traffic aircraft area including test stuff.

Whitley Striber wrote Communion about abductions in New Hampshire.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 2:41 pm

She’s 57? For real, you robbed the cradle …..she does look 35 …….at most…….

Here, SHE robbed the cradle………..

This Gilligans Island has me rolling on the ground….all with no typical Hollywood filth.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 3:04 pm

Thanks guys. Normally, I wouldn't really discuss her, but I know we are buds and you guys are respectful. We'll, OS may be some question, but........

Never know with the alien thing, but I always keep an open mind. And the more I learn in this life, the more I realize how little we know. And the ones who say they do, are faking much of it.

Yes Six! She took advantage of me and my innocence!

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:09 pm

You are one lucky guy Jay not only a Buffalo coat but a beautiful Wife too

I've changed my mind on the alien theory why would they abduct you when Kristy's around..

OS have you not even read the book?

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:15 pm

gamekeeper wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:09 pm You are one lucky guy Jay not only a Buffalo coat but a beautiful Wife too I've changed my mind on the alien theory why would they abduct you when Kristy's around..

OS have you not even read the book?

How do you think I got her? That buffalo coat is the best!
Those aliens are smart enough to know that they'd be no match for that little girl. She's a force of nature.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 5:14 pm

How do you think I got her? That buffalo coat is the best!
Those aliens are smart enough to know that they'd be no match for that little girl. She's a force of nature.

Yup you definitely have more than your share of good fortune

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 5:45 pm

Grateful every day, my friend.

Of course, I'm at work now, and it's stifling hot in here. The good fortune won't start till tomorrow morning haha!
Gotta get a quick nap, then the wife and I have to ride down to Augusta and get the middle sons jet ski out of storage.
I thought he sold that thing! Shows what I know, I guess. Weather looks crappy all week. Figures. I suppose I can make those gun racks for camp I've been putting off. Got some other odds and ends I can do, I guess.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 8:09 pm

Several layers of discussion here that could be investigated. Ladies took me out for Father’s Day last night.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 8:14 pm

Nice company.
However, it looks as though you must have behaved. Otherwise you wouldn't have survived after being run through and thrown overboard.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 9:20 pm

Always

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 9:56 pm

Now THAT'S a great picture! Beautiful.

I always behave too!

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:06 pm

Sub title kind of takes on more meaning. Real woman!

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:07 pm

Haha hey I hadn't noticed that!
Good point.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:43 pm

There are no aliens…..somewhere in the universe yes, here, no. Only stupid retarded morons will believe that any alien that has the capability of getting to earth is going to be quiet and blend in…..I believe in common sense and science and anything seen in the sky has a human explanation……people who believe in aliens also believe in Big Foot.

I did see and used to shoot with a guy named Big Foot at an upstate gun club match…….hell of a nice guy and he took a liking to me…..he had a foot that was as big as a canoe and said he wanted my 1886 in 40-65 after he saw me hit the 300 meter gong with five straight shots that were centered into 5”….with open sights.

Fred is always surrounded by women……all that estrogen…….like my son…girlfriend, and two daughters…..like here,, my wife, daughter half the time, 3 female dogs and three female cats……mom has fifty sisters and all are mean.

This attack of Covid is much worse than the first time…….haven’t eaten in 3 days…..I got so many drugs in me right now I don’t even know if I’ll wake up…….last night I never slept more than 15 minutes without waking up and gagging.

But…..I cut the grass today, how I don’t know.

Good night, if you don’t hear from me by noon time I’m on the way to the morgue….assisted of course.

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:52 pm

Hang in there buddy. Get some rest.
My first bout was the worst. Not the covid per se, but the ear infection it gave me. The second time wasn't nothing.
Hang in there bro.

Post by **Old Savage** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:03 pm

The aliens are here and they are watching you

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 11:15 pm

Haha yeah. I think they've already taken over. Sure would explain a lot.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:33 am

OS in his natural habitat surrounded by lovely females.....

I envy you my friend.

Poor old Six down with the Chinese virus, get well real soon buddy.

Gorgeous Kristy demonstrating to Jay why he has to remember his manners.

A debate on the existence of aliens

Just another day on the Chairmen of the Politically Incorrect........