Humor - Marine's "Dear John" letter response
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Humor - Marine's "Dear John" letter response
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
The Marine, with his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots of their wives, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters, mothers, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky including all the pictures of the pretty women he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:
Marines... the few, the proud, and the witty!
The Marine, with his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots of their wives, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters, mothers, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky including all the pictures of the pretty women he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:
Marines... the few, the proud, and the witty!
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oh man that's the funnest thing iv seen all day
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I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
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YEAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE IT
I LOVE IT
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thats funny right there!
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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That's called the "Perfect Squelch" !
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That'll teach Becky to mess with a Marine. Oh that was goood. I got a well needed laugh from it.
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thats the way it should be... women can dish it out but I bet Becky sure didnt take that well.....
always press the "red" button--- it's worth the effort and the results can be fun
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Now, there was a time when I wish I had it together like that. But darn, she was a good looking little blonde.
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Doesn't everyone have a story similar to that? Mine was while I was in boot.jeepnik wrote:Now, there was a time when I wish I had it together like that. But darn, she was a good looking little blonde.
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Wait a minute here now.............. My name IS Ricky and my wife's name IS Becky and I am a former Marine................. AND... This post made my post count 666. Holy stuff I think I"ll just go to bed and stay there.
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Dohhhhh!!!RKrodle wrote:Wait a minute here now.............. My name IS Ricky and my wife's name IS Becky and I am a former Marine................. AND... This post made my post count 666. Holy stuff I think I"ll just go to bed and stay there.
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BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! I just laughed so had I think I broke something.RKrodle wrote:Wait a minute here now.............. My name IS Ricky and my wife's name IS Becky and I am a former Marine................. AND... This post made my post count 666. Holy stuff I think I"ll just go to bed and stay there.
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Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard!JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! I just laughed so had I think I broke something.
Then again, you are getting older...
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Atta boy !
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No man. He is just trying to type with a Boston accent. You know, remove the "R" from some words. Try it out loud. To say "The car is in the barn." you say "The ca is in the baan". Boom, your instantly from Boston.Ysabel Kid wrote:Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard!JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! I just laughed so had I think I broke something.
Then again, you are getting older...
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Naaa... the former "Saloon Slug" is just trying to get a head start on being a crusty old jarhead! Besides, I KNOW he is smart enough to not want to appear to be from that city!!!Gobblerforge wrote:No man. He is just trying to type with a Boston accent. You know, remove the "R" from some words. Try it out loud. To say "The car is in the barn." you say "The ca is in the baan". Boom, your instantly from Boston.Ysabel Kid wrote:Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard!JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! I just laughed so had I think I broke something.
Then again, you are getting older...
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Inquiring minds want to know:
Did he get the 56 pictures back?
Did he get the 56 pictures back?
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Oops some times I just type to fast for my own good.Ysabel Kid wrote:Naaa... the former "Saloon Slug" is just trying to get a head start on being a crusty old jarhead! Besides, I KNOW he is smart enough to not want to appear to be from that city!!!Gobblerforge wrote:No man. He is just trying to type with a Boston accent. You know, remove the "R" from some words. Try it out loud. To say "The car is in the barn." you say "The ca is in the baan". Boom, your instantly from Boston.Ysabel Kid wrote:Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard!JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! I just laughed so had I think I broke something.
Then again, you are getting older...
Gobbler
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Naw, Man. Just keep it up. If you did everything perfect all the time, those around you who care wouldn't have anything to yak about.
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