Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough,
They were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than It was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time
On the right feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,
'Why didn't you say so?', like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now,where
are your Mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years.
The Cowboy Boots
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Re: The Cowboy Boots
that is very cute
Mike Johnson,
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Re: The Cowboy Boots
KIDS
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Re: The Cowboy Boots
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8
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Re: The Cowboy Boots
Good one
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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