OT - New Political Terminology (stolen from elsewhere)

JimT · Post by **JimT** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:53 pm

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

hartman · Post by **hartman** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:05 pm

Juts about slobbered my snoose all over the screen

Hartman

jazman · Post by **jazman** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:01 pm

Jim, that pretty well covers it! Jim

FWiedner · Post by **FWiedner** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:04 pm

I guess I got it bad...

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:27 pm

Yep that sums it up nicely.

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:42 pm

Too bad there's not a pill to fix that.

24thMICH · Post by **24thMICH** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:49 pm

Yeah, too bad.

Hopefully things will stiffen up after Super Tuesday.

Until then we'll just have to hang out and watch the proceedings from the sidelines.

.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:17 pm

I'd take a red pill for that (get it, not the "blue" pill, but a "red" pill, as in "red state", as in conservative...oh, never mind - it wasn't that good of a joke to begin with!)

El Mac · Post by **El Mac** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:29 pm

That is simply elegant Jim!

I did enjoy watching a bit of the dimbulbocrats eviserate each other tonight. Kinda fun. But all in all, I probably enjoy cutting my toenails more than I do listening to their drivel.

cnjarvis · Post by **cnjarvis** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:17 am

Thanks Doc!

I finally know what I have.

handirifle · Post by **handirifle** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:49 am

Does your chad hang limp?

Has the lead in your pencil ceased to function?

Does your vote punch seem unable to find just the right hole?

Does your candidate fail to get you aroused?

Do their speeches make you wilt?

You too, may be suffering from Electile Dysfunction!

Do not fret, as long as your chad doesn't fall completely off you can always swap your candidate and start over.

spurgon · Post by **spurgon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:33 am

Good stuff Jim.
spurgon

Dastook · Post by **Dastook** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:19 am

handirifle wrote:Does your chad hang limp?

Has the lead in your pencil ceased to function?

Does your vote punch seem unable to find just the right hole?

Does your candidate fail to get you aroused?

Do their speeches make you wilt?

You too, may be suffering from Electile Dysfunction!

Do not fret, as long as your chad doesn't fall completely off you can always swap your candidate and start over.

Now that theres funny, I don't care who you are.

I think the red pill will fix the ED.

PPpastordon · Post by **PPpastordon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:38 pm

Jim;
Now - I mean this in the most serious of ways!