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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a delicious venison steak.
But all of Bubba's immediate neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass... As the priest sprinkled Holy Water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived -- and once again the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and well prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement...
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
Because I Can, and Have
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mouthpiece wrote:I seldom find jokes premised on religous difference to be humorous.
I guess I'm just mean-spirited, because I nearly always find them humorous, even if they are making 'fun' of my own beliefs. Same with 'ethnic' jokes. They poke fun at stereotypes, which some argue 'reinforces' them, but I think usually just exposes them as silly.
Gosh - I start smiling as soon as the jokester says "A black Rabbi, a one-legged Nun, and a blind Baptist preacher walk into a bar, and..."
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mouthpiece wrote:I seldom find jokes premised on religous difference to be humorous.
I guess I'm just mean-spirited, because I nearly always find them humorous, even if they are making 'fun' of my own beliefs.
Sacred cows make the best burgers...
AJMD429 wrote:Gosh - I start smiling as soon as the jokester says "A black Rabbi, a one-legged Nun, and a blind Baptist preacher walk into a bar, and..."
I bet he won't like this one either:
A Priest, Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
Good clean fun. Being a Texan, I am a little offended at Bubba sounding Redneck. (Not really)
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