OT humor....
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OT humor....
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate..
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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Re: OT humor....
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Re: OT humor....
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Re: OT humor....
made me smile
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"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
Re: OT humor....
I voted for Obama and will again.
Re: OT humor....
There is the true humor in this thread2571 wrote:I voted for Obama and will again.
Why not give your guns to me instead of waiting for the Socialists to take them?
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Re: OT humor....
He lives in Detroit, so he has seen firsthand the wonderful things Democrats in office can accomplish.BlaineG wrote:There is the true humor in this thread2571 wrote:I voted for Obama and will again.
Why not give your guns to me instead of waiting for the Socialists to take them?
"...In this present crisis, government isn't the solution to the problem; government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
"...all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed." Declaration of Independence
"...all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed." Declaration of Independence
Re: OT humor....
thats got to be a joke too.....right....2571 wrote:I voted for Obama and will again.
if its not.....
youve got a bit of a problem
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Re: OT humor....
No, he has a HUGE problem.RIHMFIRE wrote:thats got to be a joke too.....right....2571 wrote:I voted for Obama and will again.
if its not.....
youve got a bit of a problem