My Valentine's Day
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My Valentine's Day
I thought I would get my wife something frilly to wear for valentines day,so yesterday I went to Victoria's Secret.Told the sales lady what I had in mind,she said -great, we'll start with a bra. What size does she wear? After a little thought,I replied-Oh,about a 38 long. It went down hill from there.
Re: My Valentine's Day
Holy Mackeral pard, you can't be THAT uninformed...Hehehehe...
You could've at least said she's a 5 iron. Or a .375 Winny or sumpthin'/
LB
You could've at least said she's a 5 iron. Or a .375 Winny or sumpthin'/
LB
Re: My Valentine's Day
Learning experience - I'll stick with flowers, candy and mushy cards - wouldn't touch feminine apparel as a gift for fear she might take that as my being critical of her choices -Chas. wrote:I thought I would get my wife something frilly to wear for valentines day,so yesterday I went to Victoria's Secret.Told the sales lady what I had in mind,she said -great, we'll start with a bra. What size does she wear? After a little thought,I replied-Oh,about a 38 long. It went down hill from there.
Consider the classical difference between men's and women's - in answer to a simple question, "Where did you get these steaks?"
Male typical answer -"At the Safeway"
Female typical answer - "Why - is there something wrong with them?"
It's in their genes to be somewhat defensive - paranoid - sort of - maybe "sensitive" is a better term.
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Re: My Valentine's Day
Clerk: "What size is she?"
Customer: Seven and a half, I know because I measured.
Clerk: What did you measure with?"
Customer: My hat.
Customer: Seven and a half, I know because I measured.
Clerk: What did you measure with?"
Customer: My hat.
Re: My Valentine's Day
I would get nice, expensive clothes at least 2 sizes too small....Win-Win
The Almighty help you if you bought them too big
The Almighty help you if you bought them too big
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Citizens Committee For The Right To Keep And Bear Arms
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Re: My Valentine's Day
Wife and I know better. I bought her a Kindle, she bought me a gun.
Don
Don
Re: My Valentine's Day
Smart manBlaineG wrote:I would get nice, expensive clothes at least 2 sizes too small....Win-Win
The Almighty help you if you bought them too big