Tee-Hee

[Pete44ru]

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, one gal found an elderly gentleman already dressed and
sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet - who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let her wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom, changing out of her hospital gown.'


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An elderly couple were attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
The note said: " I just let out a long silent phart - what do you think I should do?"
He scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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Morris was a 82 year-old man, who went to his doctor to get a physical.
A few days afterward, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
The week after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said: 'Er,..........I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

[Ysabel Kid]

[RIHMFIRE]

[JReed]

[1894c]

get a new battery for you're hearing aid...now that's funny... :)

[kimwcook]

get a new battery for you're hearing aid...now that's funny...

[Dave B]

[piller]

get a new battery for you're hearing aid...now that's funny...

That reminds me of the joke about the old man who went to the Doctor about a problem. He got into the room and the Doctor came in and asked what was wrong. The old man said that he had been having lots of gas, it was silent, and didn't smell, but lots of it. The Doctor gave him a prescription and told him to come back in a week. A week later the old man was back. He told the Doctor that the pills hadn's helped. The gas was still silent, but it now smelled terrible. the Doctor said, "now that we have the sinus infection cleared up, we will clean out your ears."