HUMOR: Sort of punny...

[Old Ironsights]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.
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At the laundramat.
"We'll do your ironing if you're hard pressed".

[jd45]

Sort of PUNNYY????? (grin) jd45

[oldgerboy]

On a local septic service truck:

A Straight Flush Beats a Full House!

[Jeff Quinn]

Pediatrician on an Indian reservation:


"SMALL INJUN REPAIR"

[PPpastordon]

The sign on a local septic tank pumping company:

SMELLS LIKE MONEY TO ME!

Grace and Peace.

[awp101]

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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Slogan on a septic tank truck that passed me on the highway:

We're #1 in a #2 business

[Rusty]

When I lived in Ft. Myers there was a garbage collection company that had on the back of their trucks. "We Cater Weddings." On the front they said "Free Snow Removal."

[dennie]

Sign on a sewage pumper:
Your sh*t is our bread and butter

Sign on a garbage truck:
Satisfaction guaranteed-Or double your trash back


Good ones, OI.