blonde joke

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:50 am

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:58 am

Now, THAT'S cool ! .

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Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:06 pm

Rube Burrows · Post by **Rube Burrows** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:03 pm

Heard it before but it was some kind of person.....cant remember who though. Not a blonde though.

markinalpine · Post by **markinalpine** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:18 pm

Copied and will be forwarded.
Thanks,
Mark

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:54 pm

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:18 pm

yeah, I borrowed it from the cigar board - it was too cool.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:31 pm

I was not expecting that ending. I bet she had a beak as big as a hoagie.

------------Sixgun

Pitchy · Post by **Pitchy** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:08 pm

El Chivo · Post by **El Chivo** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:45 am

Rube Burrows wrote:Heard it before but it was some kind of person.....cant remember who though. Not a blonde though.

I heard it before and it was a Texan.

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:14 am

now I like that twist.
But I'm doubting a Texan could get is automobile all the way through to NYC these days...

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:57 pm

That blond has the logic of my lovely red headed bride of 32 years.

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