dog humor

[RIHMFIRE]

My English setter is laying on the floor next to my desk....
he sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.........
His meals are provided at no cost to him..........
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup...........
For this...... he pays nothing.....nothing at all......

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
he doesnt do any up keep or maintenance.
If he makes a mess, I clean it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.......
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. NONE
He wont even point birds anymore...

All of his costs are picked up by me....
and i work my but off to earn a living.
and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~
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MY dog is a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT!

[Chuck 100 yd]

YUP !!

[mark08]

As ole Lewis Grissard used to say " southerners may be dumb but i ain't never seen one pay to get into a reptile farm"

[Ysabel Kid]

That's okay. I'm pretty sure my cat thinks the house is a monarchy - and that he's the monarch!

[Gobblerforge]

I'll bet he would work all day just for your affection.
Gobbler

[tom deinek]

In True Grit, I & II, LeBoeuf says he has lapped water from a dirty hoof print.

Cogburn replies that he believed it the first 25 times he heard the claim from Texans.

Reminds me how many times I have heard this 'joke'.