Sonofagun(humor)

[Pete44ru]

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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural South Carolina .

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized his department, and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed - with only a burnt-out hull left smoldering in a tree line, that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess, but could find no traces of the passengers.

They spotted a farmer - plowing a nearby field, as if nothing had happened.

The police hurried over to the man on his tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath, "Did you see this terrible accident happen ? "

"Yep........ Sure did," the farmer mumbled, unconcerned, while cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One - the airplane of the President of the United States ?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors ?"

"Nope....... They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor: "He kept a-saying he wasn't...But you know how bad that sonofagun lies."


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[Stan in SC]

Uh,here in South Carolina it is not "sonofagun", it is summgun. Just thought I would clear that up.

Stan in SC

[Pete44ru]

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I'm sorry you didn't find it humorous, Stan...........

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[Blaine]

[RIHMFIRE]

[Chuck 100 yd]

Wish I had thought of that!!!

[madman4570]

Hey,
Least ya didn't get your post wiped out like my three letter A word posting. Which had the meaning of an animal just like that B word.

Ah heck good for you sir.
Its all good.
You fellers cured my swearing, if you just can fix my boozing, spending, and women chasing bet I will live to 100.

[Stan in SC]

Pete,
I found it VERY amusing. Hence my effort to add to the humor by correcting the phonetics of Summbnitch. Did I come across wrong? Was not my intent. If I did then I apologize profusely.

Stan in SC