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Why do I do this to myself?

I’m working in the home office this afternoon when my wife pokes her head in and says “turn on Oprahâ€
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Now that's just wrong!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! :lol:

If ya' got any more than you do, we'd never hear the end of it! :D

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A female German doctor did research and has published a study that indicates that looking a women's breasts 10 min per day lengthens men's lives. Shall I email the study to your wife.
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Had to show this one to my wife, she fell over laughing!

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LeverBob wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! :lol:

If ya' got any more than you do, we'd never hear the end of it! :D

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Old Savage wrote:A female German doctor did research and has published a study that indicates that looking a women's breasts 10 min per day lengthens men's lives. Shall I email the study to your wife.
I should be the healthiest man alive!

Yes Old Savage, please e-mail it to me!!! :D
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Ysabel Kid wrote:
The bottom line is the doctor said the average frequency is once per week, but if a wife wants her husband to live longer, she should consider four times per week!

If that's the case, I figure I'm pert'near dead. :roll:
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ROTFLMAO ! ! :lol: :lol:
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Today is my 35th birthday and if the last 12 years of marrage is any inication, I won't make it another year :cry:
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I seem to miss the humor here.

That's just sad.

I'd have to divorce Nancy if she said that.










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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH

OK

I LIED

ROTFLMAO

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Old Savage wrote:A female German doctor did research and has published a study that indicates that looking a women's breasts 10 min per day lengthens men's lives. Shall I email the study to your wife.
There's a gal at work who sent that out along with a photo of two sweet young things attached. I stop by her desk on occasion and tell it is a visit to "get healthy". :oops:
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[quote]“frequency of sexâ€
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I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS....BUT I PLAN TO OUTLIVE MY WIFE
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I went to the doctor and it was determined that I had an enlarged prostrate (anyone feeling uncomfortable yet? More info than you need to know :roll: )
Anyway.....one of the treatments is more frequent sex..... I asked if I could get a prescription for that....maybe "take twice a day..once in the morning and once at bedtime. :P

My wife did not find that nearly as amusing as I did :roll:
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Rebel1972 wrote:Today is my 35th birthday
:D Mine today too. (52) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D
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Happy Birthday to all y'all.
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Hobie wrote:Happy Birthday to all y'all.
They're a bunch of spring chickens. Wet behind the ears, etc., etc.
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Dang Kids...........Ummm....what's sex? :P
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Post by Rebel1972 »

The funny thing is ,For my birthday my buddy got me a shirt from Utah last week and I'm wearing it today .It says "Polygamy Beer ,why have only one ?" :lol:

Happy Bday Bruce



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Post by Andrew »

There isn't an icon for shaking of the head so....

*shake, shake, shake*

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Hey Johnny Reb,
My wife loves coming up there to them mountains of yours. Last time we stayed in Elejay... can I get the name of your doctor?


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I should be good for 102 :D !
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I must be dead by now :?
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Post by Jeeps »

I'm glad my wife didn't see that episode or I'd be totally cut off :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Wife saw it, started talking about it at lunch today. The great and wonderful Dr. Oz. I just kept my mouth shut and listened. Acting like I was bored. She eventually gave up.

I think he's a wonderful Dr. I just don't need to be told how many times I should or shouldn't be fulfilling my ambitions.
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