Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
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Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Daddy Sleeps Naked
'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. 'It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this 'one on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!'
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he meant by that.Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.
'You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma; 'That darn coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'' 'Stay back,' he whispered to all us kids.
He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyote on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and comes sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then as we all looked on plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy's butt !
'Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!'
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'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. 'It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this 'one on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!'
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he meant by that.Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.
'You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma; 'That darn coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'' 'Stay back,' he whispered to all us kids.
He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyote on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and comes sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then as we all looked on plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy's butt !
'Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!'
Gun Runner
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Very good.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
That is good.
Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Nowt like a good ole wet nose
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Nath.
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Nath.
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
got me smilin. thanks
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
R T F L M A
That's the way to start the morning off, I needed a good laugh.
J e
That's the way to start the morning off, I needed a good laugh.
J e
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
HAW! Printed that 'un out ...
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Why do dogs do that I knew an Irish Wolf Hound that would stick is wet cold nose in my ear every time I stooped down to check something!
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
I got a dog named Zeke who is bad about doing the same thing.
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Shawn, the only advise I can give you, is make sure yo got pants on ifin you got a loaded firerm in your hands.
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Luckily I didn't have a drink in my hand.... I could've ruined a keyboard....LOL
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
LMFAO !
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
That actually happened to the father of my Mom's best friend when I was about 9.
Mr. Pittman was not naked, but the back gate on his long johns had popped open.
When his old birddog Belle stuck her nose to his rump, he cut loose with both barrels of an old LC Smith and killed 32 chickens. He had to use a how to kill the chicken snake that was the root of the problem. I posted the story, Mr. 'Erb and the Chicken Snake long ago.
Mr. Pittman was not naked, but the back gate on his long johns had popped open.
When his old birddog Belle stuck her nose to his rump, he cut loose with both barrels of an old LC Smith and killed 32 chickens. He had to use a how to kill the chicken snake that was the root of the problem. I posted the story, Mr. 'Erb and the Chicken Snake long ago.
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Re: Humor: Daddy sleeps naked
Great joke Bad mental image
Jeremy
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