HUMOR - Here's Your Sign

[Pete44ru]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
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At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit, please back in.'
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At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On the back of another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'
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On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
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At the Electric Company: 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment - However, if you don't, you will be.'
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On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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At a Towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
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At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Muffler Shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Nonsmoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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At a Propane Filling Station: 'Thank heaven for little grills.'
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And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

[Chuck 100 yd]

All good ones!!

[TedH]

[243dave]

Wish I had a septic-tank truck !!! I really liked those ones.

[morgan in nm]

Once, a few years ago, they had a billboard in Clovis, NM that said, "Legend of the backyard, Mrs. Baird's buns." Unfortunately, the picture on the billboard was a scantily fair queen and the Mrs. Baird's picture blew off in a wind storm and hadn't been replaced. They ended up pulling it all down before I could get a picture.

[Ysabel Kid]

[C. Cash]

Thanks Pete! Heard them many times and they are still funny.

[2571]

On the Indian Reservation Pediatrician's office : "Small Injun Repair"