Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
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Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
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What I find amusing is the warning "Not to be used on moving vehicles." Which tells me that someone...somewhere...at sometime....had a "Hey ya'll watch this..!!" moment....
What I find amusing is the warning "Not to be used on moving vehicles." Which tells me that someone...somewhere...at sometime....had a "Hey ya'll watch this..!!" moment....
Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head.....with a hammer. Repeatedly.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
Really neat, just what we need, a nice toilet seat so Bubba can take a dump right in the middle of the trail for the rest of us to see and dodge. I'm impressed.
Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
I'd use one, but this bubba would dig a good hole firstjnyork wrote:Really neat, just what we need, a nice toilet seat so Bubba can take a dump right in the middle of the trail for the rest of us to see and dodge. I'm impressed.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
I notice it's painted camo, must mean it's a "tactical" toilet seat.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
I'm not gonna question why it has to be rated for 500#....
No, I'm not....
I'm gonna shut up now...
No, I'm not....
I'm gonna shut up now...
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
Ewwwww.....ThanksOld Ironsights wrote:I'm not gonna question why it has to be rated for 500#....
No, I'm not....
I'm gonna shut up now...
Rosie got one and tipped the truck over
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
Old Ironsights wrote:I'm not gonna question why it has to be rated for 500#....
No, I'm not....
I'm gonna shut up now...
500 pounder model must be for someone who's really full of it!!
To hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat same as the worms.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
OK!! So yer driving to yer campsite pulling yer utility trailer and all of a sudden ya get the urge. Soooooo, ya get out of yer truck, unhitch yer trailer, get back into the truck, pull forward three feet, get out of the truck and install the seat into the receiver hitch, dump yer load, unhitch the toilet seat from the receiver hitch, get back in the truck, back up three feet, get out of the truck, hitch the trailer to the truck, get back into the truck, and start off again -- and then, one of the guys in the back seat gets the urge and ......................here ya go again.
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THAT comment should have included a keyboard-alert. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read it...jnyork wrote:I notice it's painted camo, must mean it's a "tactical" toilet seat.
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But... but... if it's "tacticool".... how can my butt find it? Especially if my butt is somewhere under 500# of .... beer...AJMD429 wrote:THAT comment should have included a keyboard-alert. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read it...jnyork wrote:I notice it's painted camo, must mean it's a "tactical" toilet seat.
Obviously some fat "outdoorsy" yuppie needs coddling....
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
Now I've seen everything! Hey guys, check this out! Look ma, no hands! Now, what'd I do with that paper?
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
I am with jnyork,
it can only encourage "rude behaviour"
Imagine driving down a dirt road with a fair lass and you come across Bubba, pullled slightly off the road, doing his thing.
it can only encourage "rude behaviour"
Imagine driving down a dirt road with a fair lass and you come across Bubba, pullled slightly off the road, doing his thing.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
Thats pretty funny there. It kinda reminds me of something we used in the military. I was on an officer's tank and he had a problem with finding a bush so he had the driver take one of those metal folding chairs and chisel a hole for his business. He thought it worked great until somebody used it who had an upset stomach. I bet that chair is still laying out there.
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I don't know about that. With some of the trucks we have around here your feet would be hanging in the breeze when you tried to sit down.
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Rusty wrote:I don't know about that. With some of the trucks we have around here your feet would be hanging in the breeze when you tried to sit down.
keeps ya from fouling your spurs.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
My daughter got one for their truck. 03 Ford F350/ Grand daughter who was 4 at the time said no way was she gonna use it cause somebody would drive the truck away with her on the seat.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
That looks like way too much work. The secret to a comfortable time of relief is to drop trou to just above the knees, then set down on your calves. Because the pants only came down to just above yer knees, they are now way above all the action. The calves are well padded, so now you can just relax and enjoy nature while you take care of business. All my kids (girls and boys) and my wife know how to take care of business in the wild so we won't be getting no padded portable toilet seat. Man, if anyone ever saw me use one of those things they'd think I was getting soft and I don't ever want to get soft!
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
I guess the ever-popular 5 gallon plastic bucket is "optional"?
I used to work a metro cable crew ...we used big step vans (think: bread trucks) and everyone kept a 5 gallon bucket for the "needs"...
Someone borrowed my truck one Friday night for a call-out... used my bucket (without putting paper in the bottom) and left it in the truck. It was near 100 Saturday and Sunday.
Nothing compares to finding a bucket of boiled poo first thing on a Monday morning boys... nothing.
I used to work a metro cable crew ...we used big step vans (think: bread trucks) and everyone kept a 5 gallon bucket for the "needs"...
Someone borrowed my truck one Friday night for a call-out... used my bucket (without putting paper in the bottom) and left it in the truck. It was near 100 Saturday and Sunday.
Nothing compares to finding a bucket of boiled poo first thing on a Monday morning boys... nothing.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
One thing that is somewhat frightening is the warning for the owner not to use it with a moving vehicle. I bet someone would try that if you really think about it .
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
Seeing as I frequent Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas (of course), I just know that I'm going to see one of these hooked up and rolling down the road.... and there'll be a pair of bull's balls hanging down just back of it...
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
I can see the merit in using it from a moving vehicle if a fellow is wearing some in-line skates ........ he wouldn't have to sit in the fumes. Kinda gives a new meaning to the old phrase, 'laying a strip'.
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Re: Off-Road Commode....It had to happen eventually...
is a seat belt optional?
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re the "not for Moving Vehicle" warning--here in Tennessee it would be Bubba saying "here-hold my beer and watch this". And we all would until hysterical laughter and the need to limit the "a--burn" took over.Can u imagine the next road crew coming along and going "What the H--- is this."Hee-haw.BJ