I think my wife is trying to kill me
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I think my wife is trying to kill me
Tonight for dinner she made stew from the leftovers of a venison roast and she made scratch biscuits to go with it.
I'm so full I'm about to die.
I'm so full I'm about to die.
You come here, to complain about that! You wont get no sympathy from us...........
By the way, are there any leftovers?
By the way, are there any leftovers?
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I keep thinking of all that good Okie milk gravy(made with whole milk, bacon drippings and Browned flour) and homemade biscuits that I ate as a younster...... makes my arteries harden up just thinking about it! I miss my Grandma's cookin. My wife's from New Jersey. If it doesn't go in a toaster, cluck, or get served on a hoagie roll, you ain't havin it:roll:
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My Granny hated my Mom. Just the way it was. My Dad is a only child and his Mom(Granny) used to spoil him some kinda bad. Hand fed him until he went into the Air Force. NO joke.
Any way Granny was not about to give Mom her secret recipes and such. But she didn't want to take them to the grave. So she taught me. Now my own mother says that Granny would pick me over her own son so that should give you some idea of my standing in Granny's eyes. I could do no wrong .
Long way around to telling you that I a 40 something yr old man knows how to make a scratch bisquits and milk gravy with scrambled eggs so light you have to keep your bisquit on em or they will float away! I learned how to catch chickens and can foods from her as well. I am comforted by the knowledge that I can supply my family with all the stuff needed for a happy life.
Now do you think I could interest any of my sons in learning these things!?
Thankfully my daughter has shown a willingness to be around me and asks a lot of questions.
Any way Granny was not about to give Mom her secret recipes and such. But she didn't want to take them to the grave. So she taught me. Now my own mother says that Granny would pick me over her own son so that should give you some idea of my standing in Granny's eyes. I could do no wrong .
Long way around to telling you that I a 40 something yr old man knows how to make a scratch bisquits and milk gravy with scrambled eggs so light you have to keep your bisquit on em or they will float away! I learned how to catch chickens and can foods from her as well. I am comforted by the knowledge that I can supply my family with all the stuff needed for a happy life.
Now do you think I could interest any of my sons in learning these things!?
Thankfully my daughter has shown a willingness to be around me and asks a lot of questions.
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Re: I think my wife is trying to kill me
It wouldn't be the worst way to go!Bitmap wrote:Tonight for dinner she made stew from the leftovers of a venison roast and she made scratch biscuits to go with it.
I'm so full I'm about to die.
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Cash,
I come from a long line of Okies, and neither my wife nor her mama can cook! Apparently, they think spice racks are just for decoration! I think they're conspiring to "Bland" me to death!
On eating 'til you're stuffed: I was in goodwill for their $1.10 sale the other day, and saw the perfect thing for when I make a big batch of hillbilly food: Maternity BDU pants! The elastic top would be dandy for the times I try to founder myself on good cookin'!
I come from a long line of Okies, and neither my wife nor her mama can cook! Apparently, they think spice racks are just for decoration! I think they're conspiring to "Bland" me to death!
On eating 'til you're stuffed: I was in goodwill for their $1.10 sale the other day, and saw the perfect thing for when I make a big batch of hillbilly food: Maternity BDU pants! The elastic top would be dandy for the times I try to founder myself on good cookin'!
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My wife cant COOK. Before we were married her kids (from a previous marriage) knew when dinner was ready by the smoke alarm going off or a pot on fire sailing into the back yard. When I started cooking the kids used to ask what it was becuse it wasant burnt. I learned to cook when I was around 10, and keep trying to learn new things.
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The only time my wife cooks is some fancy stuff to impress people at office parties. At home, it's all bland stuff or frozen pizzas. There's so many pizza crumbs on the bottom of the oven that it always smokes when she fires it up, so, when I walk in the house and smell smoke, I ask, "Whatcha burnin?". We've been together long enough that there's nothing she can cut me off from.
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Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. Psalm 1
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Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. Psalm 1
Oh boy my wife can cook!
Just about everyone in the family can cook....
But in my earlier years...I dated a girl who was a lousy cook...
The first meal she cooked...I couldn't eat it....I couldn't tell you
what it was....
So I gave it to the dog....and he wouldn't eat it either
and he started licking his butt.....
She asked ..........."Why is he licking his butt"?
He's trying to get the taste out of his mouth!
Just about everyone in the family can cook....
But in my earlier years...I dated a girl who was a lousy cook...
The first meal she cooked...I couldn't eat it....I couldn't tell you
what it was....
So I gave it to the dog....and he wouldn't eat it either
and he started licking his butt.....
She asked ..........."Why is he licking his butt"?
He's trying to get the taste out of his mouth!
You're a lucky man to be killed off in such a fine manner!
My wife has only made about a dozen meals, in our 21 years of marriage.
She married a chef. I had 5 1/2 years of schooling, 2 degrees, then training with manic depressive, screaming, European masters. I got out of the trade 1 year after we were married. That industry has the 2nd highest divorce and alchoholic rate. Cooking is like anyother "trade". Once you learn how to do it right, it becomes second nature.
My wife has only made about a dozen meals, in our 21 years of marriage.
She married a chef. I had 5 1/2 years of schooling, 2 degrees, then training with manic depressive, screaming, European masters. I got out of the trade 1 year after we were married. That industry has the 2nd highest divorce and alchoholic rate. Cooking is like anyother "trade". Once you learn how to do it right, it becomes second nature.
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Same thing happened to me a while back. Home made stew (seconds of course), home made bread (3 big slices) and two big tumblers of iced tea. A half hour later the bread began to swell and I thought I was going to die.
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My wife has made very few things I just couldn't eat.
One time she made a fish dinner with some sort of
marinade that was just God-awful. I couldn't eat it,
and it became obvious that neither could she! We
decided to give it to the cat. He took one sniff, turned
up his nose, and walked away. We still laugh about
tha one!
One time she made a fish dinner with some sort of
marinade that was just God-awful. I couldn't eat it,
and it became obvious that neither could she! We
decided to give it to the cat. He took one sniff, turned
up his nose, and walked away. We still laugh about
tha one!
Today my wife made a vegetable lasagna for lunch. After lunch she asked me what I thought? Only thing I could come up with was "somewhere some poor rabbit was starving to death." That didn't go over to well. You would think after 28 years of marriage she would know that I was a meat and potatoes guy.
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Do they get juice boxes if they're good?
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Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. Psalm 1
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Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. Psalm 1