HUMOR for us married guys

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HUMOR for us married guys

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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."


The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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I told my wife that joke... she said, and I quote, "we don't understand those things... "

And please, make it four lanes! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you,.... I have been dreading my trip to town all morning, this will help!!
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Fantastic.....................
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Griff wrote:I told my wife that joke... she said, and I quote, "we don't understand those things... "

And please, make it four lanes! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Your wife just made the point, bless her heart :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'll take four lanes please.
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Four lanes only! It needs to be a double-decker, with four lanes going each way!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just cause it's an Oldie, doesn't mean it ain't a Goodie!

I've always liked that joke, most women either don't get it or don't like it.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm still trying to figure God's reason for creating woman. Maybe the same reason he created the platypus. ;)
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I traded in my wife for a good rifle! I haven't looked back since!

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:lol:

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