HUMOR - Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Redneck

Old Time Hunter · Post by **Old Time Hunter** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:30 pm

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?

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Old Time Hunter · Post by **Old Time Hunter** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:31 pm

Democrat's
Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:33 pm

Call me a redneck!

Me, I clean the gun - 'cause I would have shot the *** without thinking twice!!!

Rebel1972 · Post by **Rebel1972** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:04 am

A redneck named Rebel. Go figure

SJPrice · Post by **SJPrice** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:10 am

Taxidermist? Great idea, we could mount a bunch of these terrorist fellas and then loan out the mounts to be displayed in major airports and other ports of entry as an object lesson to any more who might be thinking of causing trouble while visiting here.....

Ooops, I guess I am a redneck

Ram Hammer · Post by **Ram Hammer** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:20 am

1886 · Post by **1886** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:13 pm

Real Good. 1886.

oldgerboy · Post by **oldgerboy** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:25 pm

Darn, I'm gonna have to cary more than 10 rounds now

brucew44guns · Post by **brucew44guns** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:56 pm

Good to see a little "red-neck-ism" spoke out here now and then, makes life interesting. I like the idea of those mounts at the airport. Can you just imagine?

stormspotter · Post by **stormspotter** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:44 am

Oh, I wish I was in da land of cotton.............

Not Silver tips or hollow points, but 275 gr. SWC's. Would only get to fire six before I had to reload, but I think that six would do.

Wouldn't waste the money on a mount, buzzards have to eat too.

bsaride · Post by **bsaride** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:49 pm

Guess I'd be republican.

(One shot to the head)

Reserve ammo for additional attackers (don't they only travel in groups?)

Rafe Covington · Post by **Rafe Covington** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:06 pm

I guess I am a Rebel Redneck.

Scott64A · Post by **Scott64A** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:09 pm

I guess I'm too frugal to be a redneck, since I would shoot only once or twice into his chest cavity and great vessels.
I bet one .357mag JHP would do it, and I could keep him from my wife and kids long enough to see him bleed out. (about a minute or so,)

I wouldn't have him mounted, unless you mean taking him to a stud farm for "research" and pictures to send his family back home...

Oh wait a sec...
I AM a redneck!!!!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

HUMOR - Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Redneck

HUMOR - Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Redneck

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