OT - blind cowboy in a lesbian biker bar

[bdhold]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[Blaine]

[olyinaz]

[CEMENTHEAD]

[lthardman]

. I like that guy's style.

[AJMD429]

When's the funeral...?

[kimwcook]

Gotta be tough if you're going to be stupid.

[Ysabel Kid]

[OJ]

A friend's wife is blond and, after a recent snow storm, it was announced on the radio all should park their cars on the side of the street with even addresses for street plowing of the snow - so she did.

A few days later, the announcement was given again but cars should be parked on the odd addresses - so she did.

The next time it snowed, the power went off before the instructions regarding which side of the street she should park. Frantically, she asked her husband what she should do - he suggested she just leave it parked in the garage.

[Lawyer Daggit]

No doubt how he was blinded