OT- The Bible Might Be About Baseball

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After all, it starts off: In The Big Inning :P
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You may have dropped the ball with this one Blaine, I hope you get to first base with it. :lol:
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Ohm my gosh, Blaine, watt are you saying? Here I've been all this time thinking that the Bible was about electricity, with Moses making arcs and Jesus being refered to as "King of the Juice" and all... :shock: :o
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slimster wrote:Ohm my gosh, Blaine, watt are you saying? Here I've been all this time thinking that the Bible was about electricity, with Moses making arcs and Jesus being refered to as "King of the Juice" and all... :shock: :o
Moses made arcs??? I don't think you Noah your Bible stories, Sir....
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I hope they dont stick with the three strikes and your out rule!
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BlaineG wrote:
slimster wrote:Ohm my gosh, Blaine, watt are you saying? Here I've been all this time thinking that the Bible was about electricity, with Moses making arcs and Jesus being refered to as "King of the Juice" and all... :shock: :o
Moses made arcs??? I don't think you Noah your Bible stories, Sir....
Moses made one too:
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Bruce Scott wrote:
BlaineG wrote:
slimster wrote:Ohm my gosh, Blaine, watt are you saying? Here I've been all this time thinking that the Bible was about electricity, with Moses making arcs and Jesus being refered to as "King of the Juice" and all... :shock: :o
Moses made arcs??? I don't think you Noah your Bible stories, Sir....
Moses made one too:
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ARC and ARK I seen the Lite
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Then when you get to the new Testament you'll find out that the Apostles were car buffs.


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Booger Bill wrote:I hope they dont stick with the three strikes and your out rule!
Well, at least they don't go for a force out... :lol:
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Howdy,
Supposedly, info on the first naggy wife is in there too; Mary rode Joseph's Ash all the way to Bethlehem!

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Don't forget the firefighters in the Bible. The 3 wise men had just come from "afar".
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And King David was a British Motorcycle enthusiast. His Triumph was heard throughout the land. The Apostles all were in one Accord. Jesus was anti war, he said "Peace, be still!" edited I forgot, Samson was a politician. He was well known for using the jawbone of an A(word for a donkey).
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Or, The Rubber Man in Exodus:
Moses tied his butt to a tree and walked into the desert. (arrgh, censor won't let the A word for donkey)
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Rusty wrote:Then when you get to the new Testament you'll find out that the Apostles were car buffs.


They were all in one Accord.
Rusty, weren't there cars long before the New Testament? In Exodus, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. :lol:
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As a rule I don't Like Bible jokes. But then I thought "these Guys at least R in Their Bibles" and that is a Good Thing. PTL
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pwl44m wrote:As a rule I don't Like Bible jokes. But then I thought "these Guys at least R in Their Bibles" and that is a Good Thing. PTL
It's all about intent. There's no mockery involved here just some good, clean plays on words and wording. I may have to cull some of these to email my Pastor... :lol:
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