1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? - Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? - Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? - [/b]They take a Psychopath[/b]
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? - You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? bbb-bbDam !
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? - Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? - A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? - Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? - Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? - Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? - Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? - Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? - A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? - Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? - Right Where You Left It.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? - Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? - Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? bbb- Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ? - The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? - They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver ? -
A Bad Golfer Goes: Whack / Dang !
A Bad Skydiver Goes: Dang / Whack !
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OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
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OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
Last edited by Pete44ru on Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:44 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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3leggedturtle
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Re: OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
Have refrained from posting this one but Hobie can delete it if its too goofy What do you get when you cross a Penis with a Potatoe? A dictator 
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
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Stump Buster
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Re: OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
Smile Heck....13 & 15 made me laugh out loud! 
Sit tall in the saddle, hold your head up high, keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky, live like you ain't afraid to die and don't be scared, just enjoy the ride. "The Ride" performed by the very much missed, Chris LeDoux.
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Ji in Hawaii
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Re: OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
What's the difference between a cross eyed soldier, and a constipated owl?
The cross eyed soldier shoots and shoots and can't hit.
The constipated owl hoots and hoots and can't $hit.
What's the difference between a Porsche, and a porcupine?
Porcupine has the prix on the outside.
What happened when the stewardess backed into the propeller?
Dis-assed-her.
The cross eyed soldier shoots and shoots and can't hit.
The constipated owl hoots and hoots and can't $hit.
What's the difference between a Porsche, and a porcupine?
Porcupine has the prix on the outside.
What happened when the stewardess backed into the propeller?
Dis-assed-her.
Illegitimus Non Carborundum
Akā, ʻo ka poʻe hilinaʻi aku iā Iēhova, e ulu hou nō ko lākou ikaika;
E piʻi ʻēheu aku nō lākou i luna, e like me nā ʻaito;
E holo nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e māloʻeloʻe,
E hele mua nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e maʻule.
`Isaia 40:31
Akā, ʻo ka poʻe hilinaʻi aku iā Iēhova, e ulu hou nō ko lākou ikaika;
E piʻi ʻēheu aku nō lākou i luna, e like me nā ʻaito;
E holo nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e māloʻeloʻe,
E hele mua nō lākou, ʻaʻole hoʻi e maʻule.
`Isaia 40:31
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markinalpine
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Re: OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
#6 - or ICBMs
How do you cook Kidneys? You boil the p1ss out of them.
Mark
Any way you sell it,
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
Re: OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
Yep, there was.
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Ysabel Kid
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Re: OT: There's GOTTA Be A Smile In Here, Somewhere !
16 & 17 for me.Stump Buster wrote:Smile Heck....13 & 15 made me laugh out loud!
careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
"BECAUSE I CAN"
"BECAUSE I CAN"