Humor ?: A Polish Moose Hunt

[Pete44ru]

Two Polish hunters got a bush pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane for their return, the pilot said the plane could take the hunters, their gear and only one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two moose, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot - not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot - gave in, and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the heavy load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Surrounded by a tangled mess of moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Stan somehow survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Stosh asked Stan, "Any idea where we are?"

Stan replied, "Ya - I tink we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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[FWiedner]

[Booger Bill]

One polish hunter accidently shot his polish partner. He took him to the hospital and asked the doctor would he be okay. The doctor said, well he would have been if ya didnt gut him!

Two polish hunters went deer hunting and got lost. One told the other to shoot in the air for help three times. He had heard that was a distress siginal. Nothing happened, so the partner said try again. Partner said I cant, I am out of arrows!

Those same polish hunters finaly did shoot a nice buck. They were haveing trouble pulling it out of the woods. They met another hunter and complained to him that the horns kept getting caught in the think brush. The hunter said well, pull him by the hind legs. The polish hunters said we aint headed that direction!

[Pitchy]

[Ysabel Kid]

[Blaine]

Two polish hunters were out, and one accdently shot the other. He franticly called 911 and told them he had shot his buddy and he was dead. The operator said go back and make sure he's dead...next thing, the operator heard a shot, and the guy said, he is now....

[C. Cash]

[RIHMFIRE]

[mod71alaska]

Two Polish hunters got a bush pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane for their return, the pilot said the plane could take the hunters, their gear and only one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two moose, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot - not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot - gave in, and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the heavy load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Surrounded by a tangled mess of moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Stan somehow survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Stosh asked Stan, "Any idea where we are?"

Stan replied, "Ya - I tink we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Good one, Pete! Very funny...a good way to start the day...except I think those 2 guys were "square head" Norwegians named Olie and Finn, not Stosh and Stan from Poland!!!

[Booger Bill]

Those two polish hunters were flying from poland to alaska for a big game hunt. A engine quit and the pilot got on the speaker and said folks dont worry, we still have 3 good engines. We just will be about two hours late to new york. Awhile later #2 engine went, again the pilot attempted to calm the passengers and said now we will be uh, 4 hours late. Gustive yelled over to karl, dott next engine quit unt ve wont make new york in a veek!

I can tell these, my grandmother was born in poland, (but she was german).

[piller]

Two Polish hunters were out in the woods, one sat down on a log and forgot to look first. Sure enough, a rattlesnake bit him right in the rump. The other hunter ran up a hill to get cell phone service and call a doctor. The doctor told him to try to suck the poison out and carry him to a hospital soon. The hunter with the phone asked, put my mouth there? The doctor said yes. The hunter ran back to tell his friend. The one who had been bitten asked what the doctor said? The second Polish hunter said; the doctor said that you are gonna die.

[Blaine]

Sven and Ole were sent out to get a Christmas Tree exactly 18 foot high to go in the Church. Even with a yardstick and standing on the other fella's shoulders, they could not reach up that high. Along came a Tuba Player from Washington and asked what the problem was. They told the Tuba Player, and he laughed and said, it was easy. Cut down a real big one, and when it's down, measure off 18 feet from the top and cut it...Sven and Ole started laughing and said.....Ve don't vant it 18 feet WIDE, ve need it 18 feet TALL.

[awp101]

Sven and Ole were sent out to get a Christmas Tree exactly 18 foot high to go in the Church. Even with a yardstick and standing on the other fella's shoulders, they could not reach up that high. Along came a Tuba Player from Washington and asked what the problem was. They told the Tuba Player, and he laughed and said, it was easy. Cut down a real big one, and when it's down, measure off 18 feet from the top and cut it...Sven and Ole started laughing and said.....Ve don't vant it 18 feet WIDE, ve need it 18 feet TALL.

A Tuba player from Washington? They have those there?

[Booger Bill]

Does anyone here know why they spell polish and polish the same? (as in shineola)

[Blaine]

Does anyone here know why they spell polish and polish the same? (as in shineola)

Somebody took a shine to it and it stuck....

[Mescalero]

[NonPCnraRN]

A Polish tourist locked himself out of his rental car. It took him 2 hours to get his family out.

[Mescalero]

It does make one curious about how a tuba player from Washingtom got interjected into this story.