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El Chivo
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Post by El Chivo »

Once upon a time there were two candidates running for president of the cotton plant. One was tall and strong and good looking, while the other was weak, sickly and undistinguished.

Inexplicably, the second candidate won. Why?

Because voters will always choose the lesser of two weevils.
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don Tomás
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Post by don Tomás »

Groan...Image
Tom :D
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Post by C. Cash »

I have to admit, it wasnt so bad after I thought about it! :)
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

Will we this election?
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Post by shooter »

I don't think anyone will win in this election, not as far as the public goes, anyway
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