Joke - Lena, Lars, and Sven

[markinalpine]

From the Just Jawin' section of Brownell's October 2012 Newsletter
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Just Jawin’ - October 2012

Lena, Lars, and Sven

Lena's car breaks down on the Highway 8 just outside of Lindstrom one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men, Lars and Sven in trench coats, who stand at the rear of the vehicle where they are facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway. It's not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

"Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.

"Okay, so what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the cop.

And Lena replied, "Vell, officer....... dose are my emergency flashers!"
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Mark

[awp101]

[1894c]

...that's really bad...wow... :)

[FWiedner]

The several moments I spent reading this are gone forever...

[JohndeFresno]

'ja hear about the magician who walked down the street and turned into a store?

Ba Boom Bah

[Blaine]

Whew....

[Bill in Oregon]

Sven is milking one of his cows and he says to Olie, "I got dis cow vrom Nort Dakota. Every time you pull on a teat, she fanny burbs."
Olie says, "Hmm, my vife must be from Nort Dakota too, cause she does da same ting."

[1894c]

Sven is milking one of his cows and he says to Olie, "I got dis cow vrom Nort Dakota. Every time you pull on a teat, she fanny burbs."
Olie says, "Hmm, my vife must be from Nort Dakota too, cause she does da same ting."

i'll be heading for the door now...wow... :O

[Blaine]

Uf Daaaa

[Bill in Oregon]

Sorry, boys, but that's what happens when your chiropractor is from Minnesota ...

[Blaine]

(I can't do the accent)

Sven was sent out by the preacher to cut down a Christmas Tree exactly 30' tall for the church. He took his yard stick, and saw, and was roaming around the woods looking and looking. Ole came across him and asked if he could help, and Sven said he needed a tree that was exactly 30', but, didn't know how he was going to measure it by himself. Ole said that's easy, cut down a big one, and measure off 30'. Sven told him, that's stupid, I need it thirty feet HIGH, not thirty feet WIDE....

[Chuck 100 yd]

[Bill in Oregon]

Mebbe we need a Sven and Ole thread eh???

[Blaine]

Mebbe we need a Sven and Ole thread eh???

Ya, sure, ya betcha.....

[Old Shatterhand]

Sven, Ole and Lena speak English in de seyme vay as did my 14-year pupils in de lower secondery school in de sveedish tovvn Örebro. Do de dree ones have de seyme singing tune in de accent too?

Pete