Pedro

[jh45gun]

Pedro went to LA and parked his car and went and visited his mother over the weekend. When he went back to his car it was gone so he called the cops. Cops show up and say what kinda car was it .Pedo said hey Man it was a 57 Chevy Candy Apple Red, Cragar mag wheels and tinted windows so dark you could see your self in them. Cops say do you have any idea when they stole it? Pedro said I don't know man I left it here on Fri. Cops said well we hate to tell you this but it is probably over the border by now. Pedro said Them darn Canadians.

[Blaine]

If it was LA, it's probably in Mexico.....Canada would be too far and risky of a drive...

[jh45gun]

That is not the point of the joke since Pedro is Mexican it is easier to blame the Canucks than his countrymen.

[COSteve]

That is not the point of the joke since Pedro is Mexican it is easier to blame the Canucks than his countrymen.

Yep, I think Blain must have had a beer or two too many before he responded on that one.

[Steelbanger]

I too was shocked at Blaine's response.

[Mescalero]

Perhaps it can be explained by Blain's proximity to the Canadian border.
My brother lives in Poulsbo, him and his family frequent Canada often.

[Rimfire McNutjob]

Did we just experience some form of BlaineG deadpan? Is he honing is craft and moving away from the puns?

[earlmck]

Did we just experience some form of BlaineG deadpan? Is he honing his craft and moving away from the puns?

Yep, that'd be my guess for the BlaineG we have come know. He may need to hone a little harder if he's going to develop this "new sound", though .

[Blaine]

Did we just experience some form of BlaineG deadpan? Is he honing his craft and moving away from the puns?

Yep, that'd be my guess for the BlaineG we have come know. He may need to hone a little harder if he's going to develop this "new sound", though .

This unemployed/retired dynamic is tough to get used to....Brain is slowing down.....Can't imagine how bad it'll be when I'm as old as Earl

[DixieBoy]

... and now he's doing his Don Rickles thing. - DixieBoy

[Blaine]

... and now he's doing his Don Rickles thing. - DixieBoy

Yes, back in the Eighties, just as the sexual revolution was beginning, DixieBoy ran out of ammo.....

[C. Cash]

The joke is good but it has to be delivered in the proper Mexican accent for full effect!
Rimfire....you're funny dude.

[COSteve]

Did we just experience some form of BlaineG deadpan? Is he honing his craft and moving away from the puns?

Yep, that'd be my guess for the BlaineG we have come know. He may need to hone a little harder if he's going to develop this "new sound", though .

This unemployed/retired dynamic is tough to get used to....Brain is slowing down.....Can't imagine how bad it'll be when I'm as old as Earl

Now let's not get too carried away with the 'old' comments. Some of us 'recent geriatrics' are still a bit sensitive to this whole age thing.

[jeepnik]

Okay, first time I heard the "Canadian" thing was on an L.A. radio show. It's host was Rick Dees of Disco Duck fame ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg ). One of his many characters was Chuey from La Puente. If you know SoCal, La Puente is a heavily populated Latino area (read gangbangers out the wazu).

In that version, Chuey's low rider was stolen and when told it's already across the border, Chuey makes the Canadians comment.

[El Chivo]

across the border means Inglewood.

[Mescalero]

jeepnik,
now, there is applicable logic.

[Canuck Bob]

Canadian bashing, eh!

My favorite is O'Reilly's wise crack, "Canadians are just Mexicans with sweaters".

Even this proud Canuck knows that there is funny!

[Blaine]

Canadian bashing, eh!

My favorite is O'Reilly's wise crack, "Canadians are just Mexicans with sweaters".

Even this proud Canuck knows that there is funny!

Pretty soon, your southern cousins will have to migrate north to find anything remotely conservative...