My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first
exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said,
"50 times last year !'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW......That's more than twice a week !
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should
eventually make a full recovery.
ranch hand humor!
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WELL I JUST BOUT WET MY JEANS
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I'm rolling on the floor. My wife (of 33 years) is not laughing.
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I am not telling my girlfriend of 32 years.
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Oly
I hope and pray someday the world will learn
That fires we don't put out will bigger burn
Johnny Wright
Oly
I hope and pray someday the world will learn
That fires we don't put out will bigger burn
Johnny Wright
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A man came home to find his wife with her suitcase on the bed, she was folding clothes and packing.
"Where do you think you're going?" he asked.
"I'm going to Las Vegas, Nevada," she replied, "because I heard that when you have sex with a man there, he gives you $1,000.00."
The man immediately went to the closet, got out his suitcase, and put it on the bed.
"So what are you doing?" she asked in surprise.
"I'm going with you," he answered, "I want to see how you're going to live on $2,000 a year".
"Where do you think you're going?" he asked.
"I'm going to Las Vegas, Nevada," she replied, "because I heard that when you have sex with a man there, he gives you $1,000.00."
The man immediately went to the closet, got out his suitcase, and put it on the bed.
"So what are you doing?" she asked in surprise.
"I'm going with you," he answered, "I want to see how you're going to live on $2,000 a year".
"I'll tell you what living is. You get up when you feel like it. You fry yourself some eggs. You see what kind of a day it is."
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Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................